CORN CULT

CORN CULT
ALL HAIL MOTHER MILKSHAKE

"I AM APART OF THE CORN CULT"

by croncron February 10, 2021

Corn Candy

What candy corn should have been named, they just got it backwards.

After trick or treating, I sorted all of my prizes and yelled "CORN CANDY"!

by DustyBrown September 7, 2013

corn chunkin

When you pull your cock out of the prostitutes ass and there is a kernel of corn on the tip of your dick. You then with an erect cock pull down and fling the corn at her like a pumpkin chunkin competition. Bonus points if you can get it in her mouth to send it another round through her

Friend: bro! I got luck with a prostitute last night and had an opportunity for some corn chunkin

Me: Tell me you got bonus points

Friend: sure did!

by Tictac Cadillac October 10, 2020

crown of corns

Defecating across a person’s forehead especially after eating corn.

“I ate a lot of street corn at dinner and later that night I gave her a crown of corns”

by Space C0wb0y February 22, 2021

Corn Factor

The level of corny-ness in a given situation

{really corny moment in a movie occurs}
Wow, haha can I just point out the corn factor right about now??

"Dude, American Gladiators has an unmeasurable corn factor"

by driver_wanted November 3, 2009

loose corn

Loose corn is used to describe corn that is not in the natural cob state. It can come in a can, frozen or have just been manually removed from the cob. Just saying "corn" isn't clear so we must conform to the binary options of "loose corn" or "corn on the cob".

Edric: Let's order the corn. Does that sound good to you?
Veronica: Depends on if it's loose corn or corn on the cob.
Edric: Good call, this isn't completely clear and madness. Let's check with the waiter.

by thisisedric December 17, 2019

Corn Communion

When the only reason you go to church is so you can figure out a way to take a corny shit in the Pastor's mouth after his sermon.

"Mom, can we have corn for dinner tonight, I have corn communion tomorrow at church?"

by tbizzy2 August 22, 2019