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mohawk-penis connection

The bigger your mohawk gets, the smaller your penis gets. Sometimes, the penis doesn't grow back after you cut off your mohawk.
And if you have sidehawks too, your balls disappear.

And if you are a girl with a mohawk, your boobs disappear.
Sarah: Did Justin Bieber used to have a mohawk? 'cause his penis is so small.
Hannah: Yeah, mohawk-penis connection.

Corbin: I cut off my sidehawks and my balls grew back. Thank god.
Julia: Yeah, easier to suck them when they're bigger. Do you think my boobs are too small with this girl-hawk?
Corbin: Yes.
by hai_bai March 7, 2011
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Connecticut

CT is the richest country in the nation. It is mostly, but NOT completely, filled with rich preppy towns with high IQ's and everyone has to play more then 2 sports. However, there are parts of Connecticut that aren't rich, but everyone else in CT is afraid to go there. It's filled with big bright white/yellow houses and mowed lawns that are 100 feet to 1 mile. You probably live in a suburb and all of your friends are rich too, so you think it's normal.

You know you live in Connecticut when:
-Your lawn is mowed
-You have added an addition to your house less then 5 years ago
-You wear polo shirts and pants from abercrombie

-You get upset if you get a B-
-One of your parents makes over $150,000 a year
-You have an xbox, a medium sized dog, and a TV over 40"
-You have a BMW, or any car over $30,000
-You're scared of minorities
Guy from Connecticut: "Connecticut iznt what you say its not rich or preppy were just normal!!!!"

Guy not from Connecticut: "Connecticut is totally rich preppy and away from the real world . . The useless part between Massachusetts and New York. YEWSELESS!!!!!!"
by The Guy That Just Stands There October 21, 2010
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Connecticut Oak Tree

When a person has an umbrella lodged in their rectum and is then fully opened.
Dude, why is Phil in the hospital?
Apparently, he wasn't ready for the Connecticut Oak Tree.
by Akdmeta May 12, 2016
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The MZS connection

The three greatest bands in the world- Metallica, Led Zeppelin, and Black Sabbath.
If the MZS connection went on tour together, it would kick so much ass that its ass kickery couldn't be described.
by The Derek-ness May 14, 2004
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Unable To Connect

"UtC" is a famous group of XbL bosses. They run your modems and your routers. They are gods at jacking accounts and run 50s all day in MM. Talk shit to them, and you're gonna be offline for a looooong time.
skid #1 Hey we're in MLG on our 50s and we finally found a match!

skid #2 NOOO!!! It's Unable To Connect, invite me to a party when you get back online.
by iTz AnoNyMouS iN HD March 10, 2011
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Connecticut

Connecticut is that beautiful, affluent state wedged between MA and NY, that everyone views as pompous and snobby. Of course there are many wealthy areas associated with New York in the So. Half of the state (e.g. GW, Darien, New Caanan, Wilton, W & S Ports,Madison, and Old Lyme farther east. But, CT has its fair share of undesirable places including Waterbury and its disgusting blue collar suburbs, and Inner City Hartford, New Haven, and B-port. Southern CT is not the only rich enclave in the state, the Farmington Valley is a part of the Hartford Metro Area and has three very wealthy towns; Avon, Farmington, and Simsbury(My Hometown). And yes, even up here in S-bury, everyone wears Abercrombie and most still like the good ole Yankees(My Choice) as opposed to the Massholes' favorite, the blow sox. To sum it up, Connecticut IS a great state, better than New Jersey(Mainly b/c it doesn't have the STENCH). And no we are not gay, don't live near farms, and all the houses arent over 1,000,000, mine in fact is only worth $800,000 translated to about $2,787,000 if it were in Greenwich.
Most of Connecticut isn't as rich as you all think, for instance if you live in West Hartford, CT(Nice Town) and your house is worth $100,000 (unrealisticlly cheap), the cost inflation of being near NYC and everone wanting to live there would cause the house to be worth $348,000 in Waspy Greenwich.
by Better-Than-You June 22, 2006
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poop sex connected (P.S. Connected)

to insert shit into someones ass.
***MUST CONNECT ASSES***
Ken and Phillip had warm enjoyable poop sex connected!
by cocktart June 21, 2003
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