Cowboy Wank

A delectable art of multitasking - that involves a male masturbating while seated on a toilet as he simultaneously does a poo.

"I'm horny but I need take a shit as well. I might go for a cowboy wank."

by Electric Toothbrush May 2, 2008

going cowboy

the practice of not wearing underwear under one's outer clothing. also referred to as "going commando."

I'm so behind on laundry that I am going cowboy today.

by mem13 July 1, 2008

north queensland cowboys

The greatest rugby league team in the nrl. and speaking of nrl its better then the gay sport known as AFL.

but getting back on the subject of cowboys, thye are the greatest team and will become the 2009 premiers.

The north queensland cowboys are the best

by Jayyden June 9, 2009

camel cowboy

a derogatory term used for anyone from the middleast.

muhammad is suck a goddam camel cowboy

by nick May 13, 2005

Ninjas, pirates and cowboys

Ninjas- pretty much teh coolest in teh world, with their fighting skills and uber fast skills and uber hot babe saving skills.

Pirates- hoo cant love some1 hoo wears an eyepatch, an awsome hat, owns teh coolest parot, may be mising a leg or hand whcih can be replaeced by a hook or peg of course, i mean ther pretty much the best team up with ninjas.

cowboys - gey.

Ninjas, pirates and cowboys:
Ninjas and pirates agree cowboys suck.

by Foxtrot~Uniform~Charlie~Kilo August 4, 2006

Job For A Cowboy

One of thee best bands to get down with any time of day or night. The best albums, and songs by Job For A Cowboy consist of,

DOOM: Suspended by the throat, The Rising Tide
Ruination:Butchering the enlightened

Genesis:The divine falsehood

Though hated by many people alike "scene kids" because Job For A Cowboy or any bands alike would crush listening to Forever The Sickest Kids any day.

1. When you go to a Job For A Cowboy show, make sure to bring an extra shirt, most likely you will get blood on you.

2. Thankfully I didn't have to take my sister to that Owl City concert, I couldn't bare terrible music, and on top of that all the little scene kids standing there texting.

3. Job For A Cowboy and Annotations Of An Autopsy " another great band" touring together was massive!

by Johnny Davison January 13, 2010

cowboy sex

When the woman jumps up and down on the man's dick like a cowboy on a bull

I had cowboy sex with your mom last night and she starting shooting the revolvers

by Herman Murphy January 8, 2012