The act of true American patriotism in bed. First, purchase greeter smocks from Wal-Mart, which will be the only clothing worn. then, use a jug of oil (bonus points if it's from the deep-fryer at McDonald's or motor oil from GM) and slather it on each other. Then, while watching Leave it to Beaver, Full House or a similar wholesome family sitcom, bust a nut on the female proclaiming "you just got punk'd". In retaliation, the woman takes a hot dog and eating-contest style, slides it fully into her throat, then turns over her partner and, again only using her mouth, pushes it between his ass cheeks. She then is free to bind his hands and waterboard him with urine. Top it all off by sticking a mini American flag in the hot dog while watching The O'Reilly Factor and listening to Howard Stern.
Man, I don't know what happened last night. Me and the wife were drinkin' moonshine when all the sudden she decided we should Colbert.
by Canadian Strong February 5, 2010
Get the Colbert mug.American newspeak designed to shame males. By it's own definition "only pleasure in life is ejaculating to porn several times a day" a female can't be a coomer. Lesbian and violent porn which are predominantly consumed by women, 50 Shades' international success and being the top customers at sexshops clearly don't count in the eyes of these soy-filled misandrist rejects. "Coomer" is predominantly used by tradcons (unattractive males who purchase love) who want to virtue signal to their potential future wife that will divorce him and take him to the cleaners anyway.
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comer1 (Kohm-Er)
-Noun
1. The worst type of female in existance.
2. Known for doing the stupid Soulja Boy dance.
3. A slang term originated in Ireland for the tallest human being on earth.
-Noun
1. The worst type of female in existance.
2. Known for doing the stupid Soulja Boy dance.
3. A slang term originated in Ireland for the tallest human being on earth.
1. Man, my woman dumped me, shes such a comer!
2. YOUUUUUUUUUUUUU suck at the soulja boy dance, comer.
3. My god, its a bird, its a plane, its, a giant woman! Shes such a comer!
2. YOUUUUUUUUUUUUU suck at the soulja boy dance, comer.
3. My god, its a bird, its a plane, its, a giant woman! Shes such a comer!
by Rick Barba December 10, 2007
Get the Comer mug.A: Hey, uh, nice weather isn't it?
B: Comere, yooou!
A: Oh, Shit! (runs off)
B: (chasing) Come back here! OOH, I'LL KICK SOME ASS, TONIGHT!
B: Comere, yooou!
A: Oh, Shit! (runs off)
B: (chasing) Come back here! OOH, I'LL KICK SOME ASS, TONIGHT!
by whatdoyoudialtogetoutofthematrix January 21, 2004
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by tim88976 June 26, 2005
Get the commerce mug.commercial-ing is when you drink a bottled beverage like they do on commericals for that drink.
comes after the fast drinking on commercial tv when someone is really tired and just swings back they neck and drinks it all.
comes after the fast drinking on commercial tv when someone is really tired and just swings back they neck and drinks it all.
yo i was so hungry that i was commercial -ing that gatorade.
jim just took that powerade and commercialed it, yo.
look at stacy, she is just commercialing that V8.
jim just took that powerade and commercialed it, yo.
look at stacy, she is just commercialing that V8.
by john really brown November 4, 2007
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