Certain

she's that girl that you can't keep off your mind. She's the most amazing girl you will ever meet and you don't know what you could ever do without her. She's too beautiful to even describe her as the most perfect girl in the world. You'll wanna hold her and never let go and when you kiss her you won't be able to stop. She's the sweetest girl that has an attitude like a baddie but also has a soft side she has the most amazing body you have ever layed your eyes on there's no other girl like her. All you have to do is look into her gorgeous eyes and you will fall in love.

Hey,do you know someone called Certain?

by your babymomma March 25, 2017

cort

(verb) to urinate and vomit simultaneously

"Yo, Geoff just totally corted all over the dance floor! At least he didn't rathbone..."

by Rob Moss November 26, 2007

cort

one who is short and way behind in puberty. they have really sqeaky voices and act like they are gangsters, but they are just the opposite.

wow that cort is such a fag

by babae December 24, 2008

certified munch

Someone who is a slave to the bitches.

Brian is a certified munch

by Phat boy Nelson May 8, 2023

Certified Freak

A prostitute or a woman who possesses the traits of a prostitute.

Yo Wendy is a certified freak! She rode dat dik reverse cowboy!

by HASHITRON September 3, 2016

Certigy

A top notch company that provides customized solutions in human resources management, from payroll processing, benefit administration and insurance to employee leasing and temporary labor. The company strives to be recognized as the human resources company with the personal touch. They maintain a flexible relationship with customers and make their success the main priority. They accomplish this by listening and anticipating their customers’ changing needs then delivering superior value and service.

Certigy provides customized solutions in human resources management, from payroll processing, benefit administration and insurance to employee leasing and temporary labor.

by Janice Milber March 25, 2010

Certified Jackass

A person who consistently acts like a dumbass but thinks of himself as a smartass. A certified Jackass may never be thankful, no matter how nice someone has been to him.

In other words, a Certified Jackass is someone who shows traits of a Jackass on a regular basis.

Person: I left you an a treat on your desk
Certified Jackass: Does that mean you are ass kissing me now?
Person: Great! So instead of thanking, you are going to be a Certified Jackass that you are!

by Smurf with Blue Eye Liner June 16, 2012