Cobdick

Someone from the Leicester, derby. Nottingham than area who aggressively tries to convince people that they should call a bread roll/barm/batch/barm cake/bap etc a cob even though that makes no sense.

Stick your barm up your arse you cobdick

by Evlsamo September 14, 2018

Comic

A art form that anyone can make. Some are about Stupid Politics, others Batman. Most are bad, but all of the ones that are good, are awesome.

Tim: what’s your favorite Comic?
Rachel: I really like “Life of Teddy”

by Jasper Rocks September 24, 2018

Coditis

When your productivity drops to two lines of code a day, and you just sit and stare at the code and feel like you don't know how to do it anymore.

Talking to a colleague:
Don't panic! I've had coditis for twice as long as you have, and they haven't fired me yet.

by codeblock October 19, 2018

Coding

when someone’s heart rate is plummeting and they are going to die without help

someone help he’s coding!

by idkiwantakidicanthave March 15, 2019

comics delay

Refers to an impromptu pause in labors that involve old newspapers --- such as cleanup or padding --- to read cartoons that you happen across as you're separating the leaves of the journals prior to using the paper sheets for their intended purpose in your task.

My boss takes a dim view of comics delays, so I just save out any newspaper-sheets that have cartoons on them, and then peruse said funnies during my coffee breaks.

by QuacksO March 25, 2019

Comical Ignorance

It's so stupid its funny!

"My environment is so Comical Ignorance"

by Chulo_Mulo November 14, 2019

Codie Martin

Loves it up the bum and occasionally up the nose, will suck your dick for a can of coke, has a big foot fetish, biggest slag in Bolton

Oh yeah that codie Martin likes licking toes

by Nobhead November 26, 2019