Behind closed doors

a SpongeBob book never meant to be seen by the public in which there’s a lot of penis
(not canon btw)

Hey you wanna read a book?
sure what book
Behind closed doors
….wtf

by omgwhatiswhy July 19, 2023

To me, it is customary to think of the following sentence: "you are interrupting me" when wanting to engage in an activity with a female when the notion of a pick up artist: "always be closing.

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Person 343: "To me, it is customary to think of the following sentence: "you are interrupting me" when wanting to engage in an activity with a female when the notion of a pick up artist: "always be closing."

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 7, 2025

I Am A Close And Far Away Parent I

I Am A Close And Far Away Parent I

I Am A Close And Far Away Parent I

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 8, 2025

quiet closed

Where a fast food restaurant open late at night is actually not taking orders. Usually because all the workers just don’t want to take orders.

“Nah, I’m too tired for this shift. You too? Well then we are quiet closed till shifts over”

by OreganoMeme October 14, 2023

Close your toes

Be quiet

Britanny, close your toes!

by bravechicken#1 October 15, 2019

Close

The first word you say after falling off a tall hospital

“Close. Your eyes you’ll be here soon”

by anonymous August 26, 2022

Closed Water

Kathleen

"Who's that cute blonde?"
"Oh, that's Closed Water"

by NOCKOLAS July 27, 2022