Cleveland Creme Fraiche

You shit on a girl's face, no Saran Wrap, once the shit has settled, you ejeculate on the shit to give a nice glisten.

Hey my girl was down for the Cleveland Creme Fraiche last night..

Fucking right.

by ChadbroCremeFraiche December 9, 2012

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Cleveland brown

A Cleveland Brown is a name given to a particular type of woman who like the team has a "great uniform but bad helmet", meaning her body is fantastic but she has a face made for radio.

Todd: Man am I having a bro-lemma. This bartender at The Fainting Goat pub is the ultimate Cleveland brown. Amazing legs, rich family, great turd cutter, but when she turns around. Bam ! That face just kills me with her summer teeth and mono-brow. And trouble is she keeps on asking me to take her home. I don't know what to do.

Thomas: Just imagine how horny she is cause no one is taking her up on it. I would do it just for that.

Todd: Yeah, you may be right.

by Paastastic7 June 28, 2013

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cleveland pancake

An absolute douche bag!

You think it's cool to talk about genitalia all day with minors in the room? What a Cleveland Pancake!

by Flyyguyy December 16, 2013

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cleveland sneaker

This is related to the Cleveland Steamer. This is performed when your significant other gets too drunk to function. You escort them to bed and place them face down. Then pull their underwear down sufficiently to exposed their ass crack. Shit on their crack and pull the underwear up. Follow up with covering the unconscious inebriate with sheets and blanket. With luck, they'll think they shit themselves.

When he got sloppy-drunk, I gave him a Cleveland Sneaker. I hope he considers it an intervention.

by DuncanSeven March 8, 2014

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