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Heap O Clay

A horny little divil mad for a shkelp of pints. Usually shite at pool.
Hey that guy just lost a game of pool! Such a Heap O Clay!
by The Belmont Tomcat July 10, 2018
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Clay

A hard, shapeable soil form, normally in a grey color. It is easier to mold when wet, but when baked, it receives a hard, glass-like strength. Don't let this "glass-like strength" fool you though. It's alsos got glass-like weaknesses. When hit, it shatters.
Friend 1: Why did you break my clay sculpture
Friend 2: It was an accident, I remade it for you
Friend 1: Oh ok. Thanks for being a good friend.
Friend 2: No problem, dude.
by TheFlyingDove May 29, 2023
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White Stained Clay

A type of hard material used by relatively unknown players to relieve pain and inducing drowsiness, stupor, or insensibility. When saturated with water the material will become sticky and affects mood or behavior and is consumed for nonmedical purposes, especially one sold illegally.
"Dude I heard Nogons is selling White Stained Clay these days on his server.

"I don't know who that is."
"Damn... I guess he's just a relatively unknown stoner now"
by i'm not proud of this July 12, 2021
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Clay dick

1. Lame playground insult used to taunt boys named Clayton.

2. A potent potable rumored to have originated at the Hilton Boston-Woburn, consisting of a Plantation Jamaica rum base, Luxardo maraschino liqueur, and several other digestifs. Served up in a daiquiri glass.

3. Literally a dick formed from clay.
Punk-ass kid: Hey Clay dick.
Clayton: Fuck you! You're a dick!

Guy: I'll have a clay dick please.
Bartender: Up or on the rocks?
Guy: Up you imbecile.

The artisan had an unusually large grin as he put the finishing touches on his latest clay dick.
by The_Klay May 8, 2018
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Clay

Clay is someone who is talented even though he dosent give himself enough credit. He is funny, kind and sworn to love and protect you until he end of time. He knows his way around an instrument (and a kitty ;)) and is one of the biggest nerds you will meet. He loves video games, music and history movies and scaring himself. Given the opportunity he will get autistic about his hobbies and the things he likes. He’s a little slow but I still love him. He’s a certified big friendly giant until you piss him off. If you have a clay, keep them, clays are extremely special and rare.
This man will someday be my husband and the father of my children and I cannot wait for that day to come. Until the end of time and beyond -Honeybee
“Clay is such a weirdo
Yeah but he’s my weirdo :)”
by hoooney November 21, 2023
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clay poop

clay poop is really sticky poop that takes you 69 wipes to achieve full cleanliness
aye bro i got clay poop
Bro:you that sucks
by clay poop master November 20, 2020
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