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Crapped Ass

When one is inebriated to the point where they lose control of their bowels and defecate themselves.
"Dude you are such a crapped ass."
by Conorwonor March 14, 2010
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Mad finna chapped

Some stupid shit Zach said a few months ago. Meaning really angry.

On an anger scale of 1-10, “mad finna chapped” is anywhere between a 7 and 10; although in rare circumstances, it can mean 11.
“Bruh I’m mad finna chapped, my cousin’s boyfriend stole all the sandwich meat again.”
by Stupid shit from Canada April 17, 2019
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thunder clapper

A legendary pair of butt cheeks. When patty caked with no hands this ass makes a clapping noise heard for miles around, that of thunder. Their has yet to be a thunder clapper to be born, but ancient prophets along with modern science has foretold that the great thunder clapper will come down from the heavens to show us the erotic ways to twerk and booty clap. Oh great thunder clapper I bow to thee.
by thunder clapper wrangler July 4, 2014
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Fatty Clappers

A pair of female breasts - usually spectacular in size.
Christ! Look at the fatty clappers on her!

A man would kill to bury his face between those fatty clappers!

I'd love to spooge my filthy yogurt over those fatty clappers.
by Strangely Sane December 27, 2011
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ass clapper

one really loud and long fart, ie. a fart that sounds like a Harley Davidson at idle.
WOW, did you hear Holly's fart...it was a real ass clapper.
by Russell Pridgen December 23, 2007
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Chapped asshole

When you've had the squits, subsequently have had to wipe your ass about 6 times in less than an hour, what was once plump and robust is now a dry shrivelled husk of an anus. That is chapped asshole.
Awwww.... yooooooo......... I've got chapped asshole
by Chappedasshole April 5, 2019
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crapped up

Slang used in the nuclear industry to indicate when radioactive contamination is somewhere it should not be.
"that guy was working alone and got really crapped up when he breached that valve"

"that whole room is crapped up, we are going to need some help"
by nukeworker March 28, 2005
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