Lucky Charmin'

When some asshole only eats the good parts of trail mix or cereal, leaving all the nuts and healthy shit behind for the next chump.

Clyde: "Dude pass the trail mix."

Johnny: "No, I'm sick and tired of you only eating the M & M's."

Clyde: "Come on, hand it over."

Johnny: "No, I'm done with you lucky charmin' me, all that's left are the raisins."

by McLovinIt15 October 28, 2014

chunk charm

An adorable baby child that is covered in beautiful baby fat and is loved by all.

OMG I can't take it. Look how adorable that baby is. She is such a chunk charm!

by mirylo June 5, 2016

Redneck charm bracelet

A six pack of beer (probably PBR) hanging from your wrist by the open ring left by the one in your hand.

My neighbor and I took the kids trick-or-treating, but not before we put on our redneck charm bracelets; in case we got thirsty.

by sheepdog4life October 31, 2016

lucky charm ass

When you haven't done laundry in weeks, and the only underwear you left have to wear are back-of-the-drawer obnoxiously patterned/colored underwear that was likely purchased in your prepubescent years. When you sport such underwear, you at this time have what is known as a "lucky charm ass".

Her outfit is stunning, and it was pretty appalling when she bent over and I saw she had neon green unicorn underwear, a lucky charm ass if i'd ever seen one.

My one deal breaker is if the girl I'm hooking up with has a lucky charm ass. I want to feel like she's my age, not 12.

by sonicsbarefeet August 1, 2017

ankle charms

Alludes to the weight and pendulous distension in one's ball bag, resulting from sufficient neglect from one's lover and a failure to blow a load.

My ankle charms are killing me babe, can we excuse ourselves from Sunday dinner with your parents and do something about this?

by Niko the Turk May 27, 2018

Dirty charmander

A short little redhead with a hot temper and fiery attitude. Usually has a hard time finding a mate.

“Yo bro, did you see that chick?”
“Yeah man, but I heard she’s a dirty Charmander. Stay away from her!”

by Lilbigdicky June 16, 2021

This Charming Man

Punctured bicycle
On a hillside desolate
Will nature make a man of me yet?
When in this charming car
This charming man
Why pamper life's complexity
When the leather runs smooth
On the passenger's seat?
I would go out tonight
But I haven't got a stitch to wear

This man said, "It's gruesome
That someone so handsome should care"
Ah, a jumped-up pantry boy
Who never knew his place
He said, "Return the ring"
He knows so much about these things
He knows so much about these things
I would go out tonight
But I haven't got a stitch to wear
This man said, "It's gruesome
That someone so handsome should care"
La, la-la, la-la, la-la, this charming man
Oh, la-la, la-la, la-la, this charming man
Ah, a jumped-up pantry boy
Who never knew his place
He said, "Return the ring"
He knows so much about these things
He knows so much about these things
He knows so much about these things

by Death Menace February 17, 2023