The act of wacking off, jacking off, stroking off, rubbing one out, chokin the chicken, flogging the dolphin, milking the trouser snake, masturbating....etc
Even though I am at work,sometimes I feel it neccessary to run to the bathroom and put the choke hold on the one-eyed warrior.
by bt February 27, 2003
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Get the choke out mug.1. verb; in sports, to lose a relatively important game.
2. verb; the act of choking. See also: 2007 New England Patriots.
3. verb; the obstruction of the flow of air into the lungs.
2. verb; the act of choking. See also: 2007 New England Patriots.
3. verb; the obstruction of the flow of air into the lungs.
1. On February 3, 2008, Bill Belicheat and his crew experienced the biggest choke in the history of all of sports.
2. How a team with a perfect record can manage to lose to a Wild Card seed in the Superbowl is, indeed, the definition of choking.
3. Quick! Somebody dial 911 and send the ambulances to Phoenix...Brady just CHOKED!
2. How a team with a perfect record can manage to lose to a Wild Card seed in the Superbowl is, indeed, the definition of choking.
3. Quick! Somebody dial 911 and send the ambulances to Phoenix...Brady just CHOKED!
by Belicheat January 11, 2009
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Get the chocker mug.Chockerblock (chŏk'ə-blŏk') A busy place with a high proportion of chockers. Popular places include Liverpool Krazyhouse and Jillys Rockworld Friday all nighter in Manchester.
Chocker (chŏk'ə) A chav with aspirations to be a rocker. They generally dress chav but frequent rock clubs looking half chav and half rock or goth. Often the male chockers will mock full rockers/goths e.g. "Eh ah you look like dat Marilyn Mansun innit". The female chockers refuse to cop off with full rockers/goths as they still have some internal prejudices.
Chocker (chŏk'ə) A chav with aspirations to be a rocker. They generally dress chav but frequent rock clubs looking half chav and half rock or goth. Often the male chockers will mock full rockers/goths e.g. "Eh ah you look like dat Marilyn Mansun innit". The female chockers refuse to cop off with full rockers/goths as they still have some internal prejudices.
"Jillys rockworld was chockerblock on Friday"
by enigmacrypt April 12, 2009
Get the Chockerblock mug.The act of a man choking a woman between his legs during sexual intercourse while simultaneously ejaculating in to her mouth and creating a "sea" of seamen within.
by justanothervictimoftheghetto April 12, 2010
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Collapse: The Sequel has begun and the Mutts will eventually choke! FUCK THE METS!! LETS GO PHILLIES!!!!
by Lilparkczar October 31, 2008
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