sub-tropical chode theory

Sub-Tropical Chode Theory is the theory that the closer one is to the tropical or equatorial areas of the earth the sweatier his chode will be.

Shown by this formula: Cs=1/√(Lat.°)

Explained: The proportionate sweatiness of a chode will effectively vary inversely to the square root of it's latitudinal position in the northern hemisphere.

Also called: "Sweating Balls", Greasin' up the bum bridge" And in some ritzy circles also known as "perspiring the dew of grace."

Dude it's hot down here. My chode's been sweating like a fat man at a theme park.

If I knew more about sub-tropical chode theory I would have stayed in Orlando.

A chode will sweat more in Miami than in northern Florida.

by Dr. Scrote December 28, 2007

chode

(n.)1. Male body part located between the scrotum and the anus.

(n.)2. Extremely lame guy.

1. Lick my chode.

2. That guy is such a chode.

by Jasmine Mestisa August 24, 2005

chode-by

The act of driving by a person or persons and yelling out "Chode!".

Driver:See that guy lets chode-by him...hurry roll the window down.
Passenger:Alright..CCCHHOOOOODDDDEEE!
Random guy:**** You!!

by Ryder77 April 9, 2007

chode five

Similar to a high five, except instead of slapping hands together you slap chodes. This requires two males.

Chode fiving while both parties are in the nude displays a much greater level of friendship and respect.

Aaron: Yo, Josh. I just got a phone number from some smoking hot chick.

Josh: Sweet! Come over here and give me a chode five.

by hivoltage June 13, 2008

chode-hog

A cock-gobbler or load-guzzler depending on the the kind of ho.

Ilene is a rare and unusual chode-hog, only found "living" in loft apartments.

by Ilene October 23, 2003

Chodefit

An obnoxiously chode-ish outfit, like the ones minimum wage jobs force on thier employees.

I have to go to work, let me change into my chodefit real fast.

by punknil August 19, 2008

chode hive

Any of a number of recently erected, shimmery high-rise apartment buildings on the Lower East Side of Manhattan designed to attract hordes of chodes with expendable income and no interest in the people who already live there to the neighborhood.

Can we cross to the other side of Houston? A swarm of chodes just poured out of that chode hive over Whole Foods.

by maddiggity September 8, 2009