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adirondack chair

The act of sneaking up behind your friend and hitting them in the back of the knees with the sharp edge of a kayak paddle. As the person buckles forward in pain, the flat side of the kayak paddle is used to smash in their face. The person is then set into an Adirondack chair and given a Cleveland steamer.
Matt likes to give his friends an Adirondack chair and talk about it with strange women.
by posseof5 July 19, 2014
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chairdance

To sit in a chair (preferably an office chair, but any will do in a pinch) and rythmically wave your arms and legs to a beat.
Whenever a catchy tune plays while I'm at my computer, I'm tempted to chairdance.
by erics September 5, 2006
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Chair Lunch Dinner

Im gonna open a chain of chair lunch dinners right across from the bed and breakfasts just to fuck with the customers heads
by Alesana6969 October 13, 2008
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Rearranging the deck chairs on the titanic

A joke Stephen Colbert made on the 2006 White House Correspondents' Dinner.
Some people say changing the cabinet around is like rearranging the deck chairs on the Titanic. That's not true; this administration isn't sinking. In fact, this administration is soaring; if anything, it's like rearranging the deck chairs on the Hindenburg.
by presleyg July 28, 2006
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Folding Chair

A sexual position in which you penetrate your sexual partner from behind while he or she simultaneously stimulates your ball sack with his or her mouth.
Last night, she gave me a folding chair. I've never blown a load that fat in my life.
by Nicky Reps/Blakey Rangs. February 11, 2010
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Grab A Chair

Grab a chair means that someone did something stupid or ridiculous so they need to grab a chair and sit their sorry ass down.
Ryan: Hey Nick, I've decided I'm turning gay.

Nick: Grab a chair.
by FloNation October 30, 2013
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Chairdrobe

Throw in ya damn clothes in ya chair because your too lazy to put em up. If a chair ain't available, refer to a beddrobe or a floordrobe
This nigga has a messy ass chairdrobe
by Darkprime366 July 21, 2016
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