posseof5's definitions

adirondack chair

The act of sneaking up behind your friend and hitting them in the back of the knees with the sharp edge of a kayak paddle. As the person buckles forward in pain, the flat side of the kayak paddle is used to smash in their face. The person is then set into an Adirondack chair and given a Cleveland steamer.

Matt likes to give his friends an Adirondack chair and talk about it with strange women.

by posseof5 July 19, 2014