thrust custard

Jizz - spew - load - sperm

She made a weird face when I blasted her with thrust custard

by Bic Shavesman June 1, 2017

keen custard

Premature Ejaculation

When she took her clothes off, my keen custard came out.

by datwidowasstho August 17, 2017

Creaming Custard

To slow-churn semen/ejaculate into ice cream.

A: "Hey B., are you creaming custard"

B: "I told you, I was drunk and that was a mistake."

A: "I thought you said it made for nice shakes?"

by CustardBoose February 24, 2018

Cummy Custard

A special custard in which the egg is substituted with semen.

"I can't wait to get home today. I'm gonna try making some cummy custard!"
"You what??"

by MeEeEeN October 31, 2019

bad custard creams

when u dye ur hair bleach blonde and it looks like shit so u go off w someone’s ex cause they’re desperate

“bad custard creams decided to feed the hungry jews, how caring of her!!”

by sis did May 2, 2020

clumsy custard

1. When you be having a drunk orgasm.

2. When your drunk and trying to aim your cum shot.

Last night I gave Vanessa a clumsy custard.

by Strodum June 13, 2020

Australian custard

Synonym for spunk as it's made 'down under'.

"Pass the Australian custard Steve"
"Dude, yuck"

by grumble bundle November 1, 2020