Carson Weed is a middle school student with blonde hair. He is a mega duchebag who gets no action. Carson Weed is also secretly gay and has dreams of becoming a pornstar with lots of hairy men.
by MisterFister69420 May 14, 2021
A place to make kids depressed and suicidal; a building that incorporates no child care or educational purpose.
by Madmoms June 08, 2017
When you wank one out in your buddies ear when he is sleeping and he wakes up the next morning with an ear infection.
Person 1: what where you doing in their?
Person 2: I just gave him the ole Carson Steinhoff
Person 1: Fuck yea
Person 2: I just gave him the ole Carson Steinhoff
Person 1: Fuck yea
by Skankbos41 January 27, 2025
by Daddy Carson November 18, 2020
Carson is a sweet girl and will never ever not be loyal and will always be kind. Carson’s will be bossy sometimes and will always get what they want from there aunts.
by Anime rocks22 June 29, 2021
Carson lebum lebum lebum.
by StillDrawer November 03, 2021
by actual fucking idiot November 28, 2019