Cabbage Fest

Sister to the term sausage fest, a cabbage fest is a Party, or Alcohol-Driven even mostly consisting of Female visitors, usually quite annoyed that there isn't a greater presence of Men around. Usually quite good for blokes though, as the chance of pulling has just gone very much in their way.

Girl 1: Oh girls, can't believe this, it's a cabbage fest in here!

Girl 2: Yeah, can't believe this!

Guy 1: Ey Ladies :D

by Russ Bishop March 12, 2007

Cabbage

Cabbage: cab-bage |ˈkabij| - Vulgar slang
Usage --> cabbage, cabbaged, cabbaging

Noun:

(1) a cultivated plant, eaten as a vegetable

(2) a certain area on the human body located specifically around the pubic bone

Adjective:

(1) A term used to describe something that is highly unpleasant to the senses

(2) A term used to describe someone who is behaving in a particularly unpleasant way

(3) A term used to describe something that is destroyed, ruined, or worse

Verb:

(1) A term used to insult, threaten, or other wise harm someone emotionally.

"Dude you're groin smells like Cabbage did you fuck that fat bitch again?"

"Gah, teddy's computer is so Cabbaged... I bet he's been watching porn every day for the past 20 years!"

"That flip was so Cabbage... he wasn't even close to landing it"

***Can also be used in phrases such as:

"I'll punch you in your Cabbage"

"Go Cabbage yourself"

"That is some messed up Cabbage"

by Alphabet_Soup June 7, 2009

Muff Cabbage

its an elusive , all-encompassing Jerseyan insult.

you muff cabbage you ain't nothing but muff cabbage!
What's mufff cabbage?

It's a Jersey thing.

by elle088 October 20, 2010

cabbage patch

A term used for a red head- due to the fact 'cabbage patch kids' had tendencies to be red haird and have freckles. Also a slang used for the box of a red headed female.

1. Jade you crazy ass cabbage patch, BEAT IT!
2. Them brunettes have a thing for that cabbage patch...

by Alotafagina May 14, 2006

cabbage kicker

n wales. an inbred person. usually seen wearing wellies or driving tractors, generally reluctant to converse in english. often a welsh nationalist who will hold extremely negative veiws on any indivdual not immediately connected to him/herself by either culture or language. always suspicious of 'outsiders'.

D:'that fella was a proper cabbage kicker! see the way he looked at us for speaking english!'
P:'yeah, f***in joskins do my nut in!'

by Dayv _B June 24, 2007

Muff Cabbage

Spoiled; Social bully; A trashy, rude, selfish, loud, obnoxious, inconsiderate, unlovable, unloving, individual who often thinks he/she is just misunderstood by everyone. A term widley understood as an insult to both a delicious food and the precious female organ. It is derived from two other units of american slang contractions: a) Muthafuckin = muff + b) Garbage= cabbage; spoken quickly with a Northeastern American city accent. Term was used on Comedy Central's wonderful and also very mis-understood show South Park.

Allot of hypocritical Americans are muff cabbage, ignorant of their history and roots.

by Kyle's Twin December 30, 2012

cabbage

word used to describe a womans out of control pubic hair.

i was gonna go down on my girl but when she dropped her panties, i was like damn, i'm not a vegatarian, thats way to much cabbage for my taste

by kas July 28, 2005