CalorieMaxxing

When your shirtless with your camera on while in a phone call with your friends eating really unhealthy food, generally a dessert or ice cream, and repeating the phrase “I’m CalorieMaxxing”, typically used as a method of Ragebait, but also can be used for non-ragebait purposes.

Dan kept CalorieMaxxing on call, so I muted him

I had annoyed John with my CalorieMaxxing so much that he hung up.

by Alactraz6 July 10, 2025

callony

A human settlement where da residents are "on da horn" quite a bit.

Years ago when there were large banks of pay-phones in a shopping-mall or town square, there would often be an entire callony of teenagers gathered around said jabber-boxes, and all yackin' to their friends and families at da same time!

by QuacksO July 12, 2025

Calonckity

Sleepy bits in the inside corner of a animals eye. crusty gunk

The cat hasnt cleaned his face properly with his paws. He has clump calonckitys in his eyes still

by Toulouse T July 21, 2025

Calon Sarjana’d

When you blatantly steal a video(in English) and translate it in to another language.Origin of the word comes from Calon Sarjana,who steals and translates videos from creators like JT and was banned in 2020 or 2019 idk.

Bro took my video and put it in another language,he Calon Sarjana’d it.

by Ahadi2011 August 29, 2025

hairy callous

A gal who looks like she should be a dainty palm but is way too independent for her own good. Usually a lesbian.

"That girl is so hot, man!"

"Don't even, dude, she is such a hairy callous."

by 'dork October 10, 2006

Ninja Callous

An inexplicable, noticeable, callous on any little toe on one's foot which can only seem to be explained by one doing ninja like acts.

You sit and rest one foot on the table. Roommate notices an ugly yellow scab looking thing on the middle toe of your foot.

(Roommate): "Dude! How did you get that callous!?"
(You): "Wtf!? I don't know! It seems like some kind of ninja callous!"

Knowing that you weren't up to any ninja-like activities, you decide to pick at it, then realize its a piece of dead leaf.

by Koo guy August 13, 2012

Branden Calhoun

Being butthurt means being aggravated, pissed off, or bugged over something completely trivial. Usually when people are butthurt they are really dramatic about it. Most people like to laugh at or even mock the annoyance of butthurt people because their reasoning for being so butthurt is ridiculously stupid.

Guy 1: Typical Chandler is "Branden Calhoun" again about us drinking one of his beers and hiding his bike.

Guy 2: Yeah, he was really Branden Calhoun" last night when he lost beer pong and I called him a little bitch.

Guy 1: When will Chandler ever learn to take a joke?

Guy 2: Who cares? Its funny.

by CigarilloDino November 18, 2016