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colleyville

believe it or not, it is a place with normal people live. kids dont drive around in BMWs (well, maybe three or four) they are lucky to get beat up '76 hondas. Don't judge, because you have never/don't live here. dont get me wrong, there are a few extremely superficial, but not very many. they have a normal high school just like everyone else. there is sex, drugs, and parties but everyone cares about theirs because they are supposed to have a better life or whatever. wrong, they are just like you but they have everyone staring at them. also, there are apartments in colleyville as well as smaller homes. very few of them have 10,000 sq. foot homes. oh, and there are some cute boutiques :
Cody: Man I wen't to Colleyville this weekend. You know how everyone's always like 'oh yeah, they are so rich, drivin around in their BMWs'.

Stan: Yeah, so? Aren't they?

Cody: Nah man! I saw so many trashed cars, it was like a monster truck rally!
by SmittenLeafer April 17, 2008
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Caller ID Blocker

a person so paranoid about revealing their information or identity or being phone screened that they block their caller id so you are almost forced into taking their phone call or ignoring their phone call. Either that or youre getting a call from a bill collector!
Uncle Carmine: Omg Barbie Q, can you believe baby girl is calling me on the otherline blocking her caller-id, like im not going to know its her?

Barbie Q: yeah, she's such a caller ID blocker, i hate when she does that to me, so i igonore her calls anyway, then she wonders why we dont talk!

Uncle Carmine: she's such a diva, shes paranoid!
by Zio Carmine aka Don Gesu September 14, 2011
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Caller IQ

A variable threshold setting for the acceptable minimum intelligence level of an incoming caller. This feature may also be used in conjunction with Caller ID, should you so desire. A novelity originated by IT Professionals so as to quickly determine the likelihood of being able to successfully interface with the caller; now gaining popularity in the mainstream public sector.
A. You call the Customer Service Helpline, but after a few rings you are disconnected. You failed to meet their Caller IQ.

B. Your mate's phone rings, but after a cursory glance she fails to answer. You ask: "What's up?" She replies: "My Ex. Didn't make the Caller IQ."
by Mel G. October 21, 2012
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Callery

Certifiably Bad Ass!!!
That Callery boy is so awesome; I want to be just like him!
by cwissyc October 30, 2013
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calleum

A gay boy who Luvs BBC's <3
Wow look at that Calleum or that dude is such a Calleum
by Truth Putter May 22, 2018
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Calle-five

In backyard basketball, a shot from outside the three-point line gives you three points, but a calle-five gives you five points and it's achieved by hitting a shot from behind the backboard.
"Stop being a ball haul Carl!"
"Nah bro, i'm gonna hit that, CALLE-FIVE!!!!!"
by The SweedishAsian December 10, 2018
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carley campbell

carley campbell is the biggest thot in your school without a doubt, she likes fat guys cum in her mouth and ears, as much as she likes a huge load in her ear, carley likes when fat guys shoot blanks instead of cum
did you hear about norbert getting his dick sucked? yeah he prolly shot blanks in carley campbells ear
by norberts proud dad April 5, 2019
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