cactuar

(n) a mexican who stays out in the desert for too long.

would ya look at that cactuar trying to get past the border patrol!

by el cactuaro August 4, 2004

Cactus Smuggler

he whom loves his plants a bit rought round the edges...

and filled with yummy liquid!

"cactus smuggling? what are yeh? a prick?!?!"

by thelazygeko May 25, 2004

Cactus Fuck

Holding a cactus plant or part of a cactus that resembles a penis close or up to the pelvis while clothed and moving the pelvis area like you are humping a person and/or an object. Another succesful way to cactus fuck is to move your hand around but not touching any part of the cactus in the motion of masturbating

Cactus Fucker- Haha Look. What does this look like?

Friend- Eew stop cactus fucking!

by Kameroon June 20, 2009

cactus porn

Cactus porn is when a woman inserts a small cactus plant into her vagina.

"Ah, I'm just going to watch some cactus porn"

by cacty April 24, 2014

catullo

an ancient and famous roman poet who is very fag and very betrayed

catullo è gay = catullo is a fag

la prof si masturba pensando a Catullo= teacher masturbate herself thinking about Catullo

by guwno May 22, 2004

Cactus flower

A vagina with short, prickly public hair, esp. one belonging to a woman with straight hair whose recently shaved pubes have begun to grow back.

Man, I love going down on my girl, but when her pubes start to grow back, that cactus flower could give you a rash on your chin.

by Shinebizzle January 24, 2015

cactus

Ancient God of communication and spying in early Carterian mythology, frequently invoked by computer hackers in trouble.

"Oh mighty cactus, grant me your powers as I hack this server."

by Robumitsu Hotaru October 10, 2003