cactusing

When you have a technical problem and you ask for help from someone and they just stand there while you show the problem and miraculously, it works even though it didn't seconds ago.

Well, it works now. Thanks for cactusing for me, I guess...

by johnseelewis October 31, 2015

Cactus Nigger

Some one that is spanish, and says that there mom says you bring them down, and leaves you on the corner to wait.

Ya my mom doesn't like you so there for I'm a Cactus Nigger.

by Noob Jesus December 24, 2008

Cactus Face

A Mexican that refuses to speak Spanish.

Joe: Hola como estas?
Cactus face: Hey what's up!

by JoeQKCK June 23, 2011

cactus

another word for "double-truck" which is a phrase used in newspaper editing to refer to a spead page that has a theme and multiple articles applying to it.

it was created by the nyack high school spectrum editors in chief and advisor.

Mrs Metrakos says "Yo molly, what's our theme for the double-truck?"

Molly "You be trippin g, its cactus now, we be making it blingity bling."

Katie "Cactus...nice."

by Julianfri December 28, 2005

cactus

Cactus, or cacti, is used to describe a noun that is offensive, ridiculous, embarrassing, or down right moronic. Also see: Stupid, Lame, Retarded,

Dude look at my shoes!!!

Um... sorry to tell you this, but your shoes are so cactus...

You have got to be kidding me... I thought they were cool...

by Robert Gillette August 27, 2005

cactus

Means cool, or awesome.

Yo dawg, that car be so cactus!!!

That is so cactus, cuh!!

by Christian Giron. Tampa, Florida January 29, 2004

Pearl Cactus

The act of giving a nasty ass fugly woman a cream pie. Her vagina is so wide that a cactus would fit, which she would probably enjoy. Similar to a pearl necklace, but located in the vaginal region.

Last year PJ gave a nasty fat soroity girl a pearl cactus. I heard he's paying child support now.

by JOKRGUY2012 February 21, 2011