Cripple-Potamous

A fat person who rides a scooter, whose only disability is eating too many cheeseburgers

Woah there's a cripple-potamous after me, better lure it away with some doritos

by holidayze December 6, 2011

Cripple Grape

The shriveled up grape found among a bunch of normal grapes.

Oh man, I can't believe he just ate the cripple grape! I bet he's going to be sick later.

by ilovecollege318 June 16, 2011

Cripplepotamus

A fat person on a scooter

"Shit, don't get run over the cripplepotamus."

by CloudX9 December 15, 2011

crippopotamus

Somebody who has been rendered disabled by morbid obesity.

- "Hey, Laura ate cake and pies so much that she can't walk any more."
- "Yeah, she's such a crippopotamus."

by Mr_Pc December 27, 2013

crippleshits

Debilitating, involuntary and powerful expulsion of the contents of the lower colon and/or rectum, barely arrested by a nimble brown eye muscle. Victims exhibit telltale "peg leg" like hobble as knees and ankles are locked out. Inquisitions for bathroom, broom closet, back alley, car wash, etc. normally accompany this demoralizing digestive state.

"Joe why u walkin' like that? You break your knees?"
"Naw bra-'sall good- Jus da Crippleshits. Where da bathroom in this joint?"

by TheSnakePit November 1, 2015

Cripnig

A crippled black person

Oh John, look at those cripnigs over there swimming in the public toilet!

by cripcracker June 5, 2019

Cripmas

The famous Christmas holiday that is turned into a time of giving for all the Crips out there; Celebrated on December 25th with a twist cause’ you a Crip year ‘round.

Javon: You know my baby momma tripping ‘cause Cripmas coming up.
Ken’Tarrius: Mane, I bet she want you to get her some diapers and pressure

Javon: I might have to get her both

by nationalslime December 24, 2019