The Perfect Crime

A specific Poop in which after defecating and beginning the wiping process, the defecator finds no residue of said poop on the toilet paper, thus getting away Scott-Free.

"Dude, I just got away with The Perfect Crime!"

"No way! I thought those were impossible!"

by Jay-Swagg August 20, 2012

green crime

When you go against the law to save the world.

When someone leaves a Target shopping cart on a sidewalk a mile away from Target. GREEN CRIME! In saving the environment from toxic fumes from a vehicle, he or she risked his or her life by temporarily stealing a cart from Target to burn calories instead of gas.

by Big Bad Voodoo Mama April 12, 2012

Crime game

Any one of several different types of games that is played with a deck of cards that has the name of a crime written on each card and the person who picks a card the name of the crime written on it is what they have to do.
For example if you pick the king and it has the word "kill" written on it you have to kill someone.
It is a game of daring that only people with the most guts plays and there is also much high stakes betting involved.

There playing the crime game.

by Judgedredd7 January 7, 2012

Crime Master Gogo

Has a great sense of fashion, is best at playing with eyes, believe in taking something with him whenever he comes to your place. Superman copied his outfit to get famous.
Always wearing sunglasses
Celebrities say about such personality "wo Purush nahi, Maha-Purush hai

There is only one Crime Master Gogo, there is no other example to quote here

by Mahapurush Gogo November 23, 2021

crime.

a word cats on steam use to describe a mod in a game hearts of iron 4

Cat 1: crime.
Cat 2: crime.
Cat 1: xaxa
Cat 2: xaxa

by urdjrlpay June 10, 2023

Crime against mycology

Any atrocious act that may significantly harm the field of mycology on the short-term or long-term in any act, setting, platform, or medium (e.g., popular media, social platforms, online forums, websites, research papers, identification efforts, foraging, or amateur/hobbyist endeavours). Crimes Against Mycology are particularly prevalent in, but are by no means exclusive to, amateur mycology communities.

Examples are as follows:

1. Making false and/or inaccurate claims that the subject (most commonly a nondescript dark, hard protuberance on any tree) should be identified as 'Chaga' (Inonotus obliquus); often lacking substantiation or basic ID skills or knowledge. 'Chagaslighting'.

2. Overgeneralizing and/or spreading misinformation on edibility or toxicity to (e.g., claiming that "every mushroom is toxic when touched").

3. Identifying a collection "with confidence" in cases in which it can reasonably be assumed that this would be virtually impossible to do with the available information.

4. "Publishing" new species on Index Fungorum.

5. Saying "all mushrooms are edible, once"

6. Pale Satanmints.

7. Unsubstantiated hypersplitting of established genera.

"Counting the equally abused ganodermatoids, the Perenniporia s.l. clade now has forty-nine genera, when it could easily be treated as about seven. The authors don't even mention Ganoderma (s.l.) in this paper. They also neglect to mention three of the seventeen pre-named genera in this clade (Diacanthodes, Flammeopellis, and Megasporia)."
"Holy shit, that's a crime against mycology!"

by Crinoid March 31, 2023

said the rhyme did the crime

When the argument about who farted has been placed back to the person who started it. Usually the person who said "Whoever smelt it, dealt it."

Who Farted!

Whoever Smelt It, Dealt It!

Whoever Denied It, Supplied It!

Said The Rhyme Did The Crime!

Whoever Made The Rebuttal, Had It Come Out Their Butthole!

Whoever Detected It, Projected It!

Whoever Deduced It, Produced It!

by EpicGamerJues78 April 3, 2023