carnal corn

Corn discovered in a partner's stool after anal sex

So Sasha had corn on the cob for dinner and then you plowed her in the ass?
Yeah, dude. Serious carnal corn.

by Johnny Blackjack July 30, 2015

Corn whale

A corn whale is a southern ohio term for a raccoon that has consumed so much corn that it is to fat to get into a trash can

The damn Corn Whale knocked over my trash cans again.

by The Prebeltuckian January 16, 2020

Corn kids

A term that mega faggots in surrounding schools call the kids in Oregon Ohio that doesn’t make sense because we don’t live in corn fields

YoU gUYs arE tHE CoRn kiDs

by lillambo June 24, 2019

corn scale

A system used by men to determine how attractive a woman is and if they would engage in sexual intercourse with the woman. There are three parts to the scale: 0, 1 and Corn.

0= would not have sex

1= would have sex

Corn= would stick a corn cob into the woman's butt and then eat it out of her butt. (Intercourse will generally precede this event).

The most attractive women will warrant the "Corn" status.

Dude, I want to corn that chick so bad.

She's definitely a 1 but I wouldn't corn her.

Corn city!!!

Use the Corn Scale bro.

by Mr. Cornster January 12, 2013

corn swapping

Bunghole-scissoring. Also known as Catdoggin' it.

When Dan finally returned from the war, you could hear the thunderous clap of him and his fiance Becky Corn Swapping from a mile away.

by LetMeSmellYourFeet January 25, 2014

Corn Spray

A more powerful and potent version of crop dusting.

I just corn sprayed table six, that lady is a bitch.

by Madhaunter March 13, 2019

corn bumps

Bumps that are detected by the rectal tissue as they pass during a bowel movement created from eating copious amounts of corn. This is especially apparent when the anus is already inflammed from roids or itchy because of other dietary choices that were unwise.

I could feel all my corn bumps from all that corn salsa with my asshole as I took a nice greasy shit this morning.

by PixieGirl1973 March 11, 2019