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Christian Grey'ing

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verb. The act of ravaging a person sexually while blaming one's sexual deviance on a broken psyche, thereby converting the once vial act of near-rape into something your partner (and women everywhere) will perceive as romantic and desirable.

-the act of sadistic "fuckery" on an individual.
"Dude, she had a black eye, busted lip, and was in a coma for 3 weeks, I totally went Christian Grey on her!!!"

"The jury found the defendant guilty of first degree "Christian Grey'ing" after being shown evidence such as the victim's hospital bill, an abortion bill, and photos of dozens of women tied to rafters."
by TnJrealtalk December 17, 2012
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Christian County

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The place to be if you live in Hopkinsville. Has a bomb football and basketball team and has a lot of amazing people there but the guys and girls are all hoes.
Christian county has an amazing basketball team.
by yourmother014525 December 25, 2010
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Christian Daniel Vasquez

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Soccer Child Prodigy, 15 Year Old Brasilian Soccer Player With Tremendous Skill.
Did you see Christian Daniel Vasquez play soccer? He's so good theres no doubt he will become a pro!
by Nikebrasilsoccer January 21, 2011
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nutty christian

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A christian who cares waaaay too much about their faith.
Son-"Fuck this."
Mother-"Honey, Jesus wouldn't say that. You should love everything in the name of god."
Son-"Shut up you nutty christian
by satansheroin666 August 20, 2009
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christianna

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a girl who is cool, but a bitch at the same time, the best friend you could ever have.
....wow Christianna iz AMAZZING!!!!
by DioR_loverr October 18, 2008
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Christian Reich

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Christian Reich (kris tian ryke) NOUN. The fanatics who claim that Jesus Christ is pro-death penalty, in favor of greed, torture and filling the Holy Land with corpses and radioactive waste. Christian ideology using Nazi tactics.
Another abortion clinic just got bombed by the Christian Reich.
by Maxhole June 19, 2009
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Christian Goth

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A Goth who believes Jesus is the son of God and everything else Christianity believes.

The good Christian Goths are the ones who are true to their faith and live their life as their beliefs entail.
The bad type of "Christian Goth," is one who tries to push other Goths into becoming Christian or worse is a (fake) "Goth" only because they want to convert others to Christianity. Mainly by either starting up a "Christian Goth band" or sponsoring an event that seems Goth oriented, but the unwilling victim doesn't know he/she is going to a Christian evangelism event until they walk into the place.
Real Christian Goth: "I might be depressed, but at least I believe in God and live my life right, and I am not going to push others into my beliefs but only lead by example."

Fake "Christian Goth": "Alright, how many new people we got at 'Damnation Fest' tonight? Eight? That's great, the new flier design worked and none of them suspected at all! Soon they will listen to some "Goth Music" about Jesus, and then we will give them some pamphlets warning them that they must become "Christian Goths" or burn in hell.
by DJ Argus January 1, 2009
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