chode

dick durt. when you don't wash your penis, and friction causes the dead skin/dirt/lint to ball up into bite-size morsels...not that you eat em, you sick assholes.

"There's chode on my chode" - Order of Leitbur.

by mawz February 21, 2003

Chode

Chode (N), Choding (Verb) -When one experiences the euphoric effects of smoking way too much marijuana. The "Chode," is a title that can one earned by completely zoning out and having no f***ing whats going on. Symptoms of becoming a Chode are, the giggles. the munchies. and the faceless blank stare. If one displays these characteristics often, they may be deemed a "Chode Master".

How to Chode like a G: Recline car seat, bump some luciano pavoratti or "Con Te Partiro" by Andrea Bocelli. Whatever floats your boat...

Look at Sherman, he's completely Choded out.

Dude, I feel like Choding.

Jarvis is the ultimate Chodemaster.

by chop stik dik December 31, 2009

chode

penis that is gurthy then lengthy

dude, nestor's mum's got a chode!

by chodeman March 1, 2007

chode

A penis fatter then it is long

Fat Josh McGovern has a chode between his legs
So does shane stevens

by Pat___tt November 15, 2006

Chode

a penis that is wider then it is long

Patricks chode was too big for the sluts mouth

by Crowbar October 8, 2003

chode

The perineum (i.e., the external region between the vulva and anus in a female or between the scrotum and anus in a male).

When she gave me head, she licked my butthole and chode, too.

by Deesta July 2, 2005

chode

A word that people should stop making defintitions of. Also has the most definitions that I know of on www.urbandictionary.com. Someone prove me wrong and give me a word with more definitions.

Chose Master X

by assmang May 27, 2004