Carson

Bitchass , alcoholic , son of a bitch

Hey who’s that ?

That dood Carson .

Oh no .

Let’s go

by Oignait.24 April 20, 2020

Carson

A handsome nerd who should have found me a long time ago

Carson u get to watch the minions with my dad I can't wait 💕 Ur probs gunna die

by Thisisnotthesameuserbame August 4, 2017

carson north

My oc. A crazy motherfucker. A redhead with heterochromia idrium (the only hetero thing about him-) one eye being violet and one being bright green. Pretty fuking g a y too.

Ruby: “Carson North, you fucked up”

Carson North: *cri*

by Acrazyperson132 October 21, 2019

Carson

Unexplainable. So perfect there is no word to describe. There never will be.

Person: dude carson is so perfect he’s like _____
Other person: I know right !!

by carsonsgirlforlife December 11, 2020

Casie carson

A dumb bitch's that wasted three years on a Patrick futter

Casie Carson

by Realtalklady August 5, 2018

Carson Wentz

Mediocre pussy.

The coach on HBO Hard Knocks was simpin on Carson Wentz, "the mediocre pussy."

by notasimpcity December 19, 2021

Carson

A guy who has no aura. Cannot compare to anyone with the name Garrett

Carson has no aura

by CarsonHasNoAura June 9, 2025