Carlo Fajardo

A very handsome Filipino who got swagger over a "hunned-tillion".

Damn I want to have a Carlo Fajardos babies

by onlytheTRUTH October 24, 2012

carlos espinosa

The name Carlos Espinosa, has a deep meaning..it's usually given to the most attractive and sexual/dominant males. If you found a man named Carlos Espinosa, Mary him because they are extremely romantic and passionate. It is said that the men blessed with that name, are usually blessed with a good sized penis. And are known for having the ability to captivate a woman's attention just by winking at them.

Her: wow you won't believe who I met. It was this gentleman named Carlos Espinosa, just by winking at me, I got so wet and horny.

by Carvibe October 18, 2019

Carlos’ Mustang

All noisy and shit, but it is hella slow. No cap. And he knows it.

Jorge: Have you ride in Carlos’ Mustang?

Nelson: Yee and its just noise.

by Yee NGZ November 13, 2020

Carlo Codega

Expression used in northern Italy: An archetypal proper name unrelated to a person actually existed. It is used when willing to emphasize the obsoleteness and old age of any kind of object, mostly in rhetorical questions, where it is inquired whether a specific object, due to its old age, is the one who was formerly used or owned by Carlo Codega.

The origin of this expression is unknown, some claim that it might have developed in Milan after the 17th century: Codega was the nickname for the servants who, helped by a lantern, guided rich and nobles at night through the dark streets of Milan, at a time when the city yet wasn't electrically lit up. With the coming of electricity it became useless to require the help of a codega. Here would lie the connection between the proper name and an obsolete action or object.

Carlo: Yo Mario, have you already seen my new phone?
Mario: WTF dude, it doesn't even have a touch screen. Is this Carlo Codega's phone?

-----other context-----

* at the historical weapons exhibition*
dad: look Piero! This was Carlo Codega's rifle!
son: Carlo Codega? Who is this guy?
dad: Nobody, it's just... oh nevermind. Look! There is also a musket over there!
son: cool!

by Sigurth Fafnirsbunny March 8, 2022

Hop on carlos

Hop on Carlos means to have hot anal butter with 3 men named Jet,Traevyn,And jacob

Hey monkey want to hop on carlos for a bit

I thought you'd never ask 😍

by Samuel Contreras March 8, 2022

Carlos Fiji

Founder and creator of Fiji water. He was running one of the most succesfull water shipment businesses in all of the north east, leading him to be one of the richest men in colonial America. He planned to destroy all of Shimshaw Creamtime's milk farms and viciously slaughter Charles (Creamtime's biggest cow), sending the milk industry down the drain. Using his money, Fiji hired an army of water mercenaries and started a war against Creamtime and the milk industry. Creamtime had George Washington on his side wich lead to Fiji loosing the war. At the end the milkman army burned Fiji's house down, tarred and feathered him and killed his family.

Carlos Fiji was the creator of Fiji water and a leader of an evil and large corporation.

by cuch.bljuch June 27, 2021

frozen Carlos

when you freeze your feces and use it as a dildo

I have frozen Carlos in the freezer, do you want to have sex?
or
I totally gave him/her the frozen Carlos last night!

by Sky Silga May 8, 2006