Sloppy Carlos

When a person wipes their ass after taking a very messy shit and then they proceed to wipe the shitty toilet paper on the driver door car handle of a neighbor who they don't like. The toilet paper must be discarded afterwards for it to be successful.

That neighbor is such an asshole that I had to sloppy Carlos his car to teach him a lesson.

by Rubus Dingleshart August 31, 2015

Carlos Fiji

Founder and creator of Fiji water. He was running one of the most succesfull water shipment businesses in all of the north east, leading him to be one of the richest men in colonial America. He planned to destroy all of Shimshaw Creamtime's milk farms and viciously slaughter Charles (Creamtime's biggest cow), sending the milk industry down the drain. Using his money, Fiji hired an army of water mercenaries and started a war against Creamtime and the milk industry. Creamtime had George Washington on his side wich lead to Fiji loosing the war. At the end the milkman army burned Fiji's house down, tarred and feathered him and killed his family.

Carlos Fiji was the creator of Fiji water and a leader of an evil and large corporation.

by cuch.bljuch June 27, 2021

carlos espinosa

The name Carlos Espinosa, has a deep meaning..it's usually given to the most attractive and sexual/dominant males. If you found a man named Carlos Espinosa, Mary him because they are extremely romantic and passionate. It is said that the men blessed with that name, are usually blessed with a good sized penis. And are known for having the ability to captivate a woman's attention just by winking at them.

Her: wow you won't believe who I met. It was this gentleman named Carlos Espinosa, just by winking at me, I got so wet and horny.

by Carvibe October 18, 2019

sindy and carlos

Perfect couple, meant for each other,love eachother and are so happy when they're together

Wow why cant we be a Sindy and Carlos

by cantseeme January 22, 2014

nigga carlos

A bitch named Carlos whos middle name is Daniel or Dani

Hey yo nigga Carlos you are beautiful

by ellell12 July 31, 2015

Carlos Bandage

Carlos is a girl that you just can’t wrap your head around. She will always be a thot but no one can understand that as much at her hairless cat that attacks everyone he meets. For some reason the cat likes Carlos maybe because secretly Carlos is the devil. Carlos loves to eat trash out of her boyfriends trash cans and that’s how all of her boyfriends break up with her. Her last boyfriend (a literal stick) threw up in her trash and she ate it. If you are looking for a girl like that go to the dump and bring her some fruit roll up wrappers because those are her favorite. She only has 2 friends and only keeps them because she blackmails them because they are both wanted criminals.

“I think I have a raccoon in my trash”
“No it’s Carlos Bandage, I saw she was in the neighborhood.”

by kallyirwin May 21, 2020

frozen Carlos

when you freeze your feces and use it as a dildo

I have frozen Carlos in the freezer, do you want to have sex?
or
I totally gave him/her the frozen Carlos last night!

by Sky Silga May 8, 2006