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Well spank my ass and call me Charlie!

"Hey, you know that woman in Mona Lisa? She's a bloke!"

"Well spank my ass and call me Charlie!"
by chad0x001 August 20, 2011
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callapitter

A popular bastardization / mangling of the word caterpillar. Often used by children or in imitation of children.
Sammy: Hey Billy, come watch Johnny eat a callapitter!

Billy: You mean caterpillar, you asinine piece of shit?
by Admiral T Donx May 26, 2011
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Booty Call

Booty call (n) - Someone who receives a txt/call by a bastard between the times of 12am - 3am for a hookup. The bastard will usually greet the booty call with a simple "hey" or "what's up?" The bastard enjoys using the booty call for sex and nothing else. No friendship is involved, and both don't chat throughout the day. The booty call usually enjoys this act of douche-bag-ness and returns for more.
This bitch ass is calling me at 2am again for some ass. I ain't nobody's booty call.
by aznslutzrule September 16, 2010
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Booty call

noun (bo͞o′tē kôl)
1. An encounter between typically two people where both people desire to engage in sexual activities, most often sexual intercourse.
2. An encounter between typically two people where one person desires to engage in sexual activities.
3. A person upon whom somebody else relies for sexual activities.
1. Chloë knew all of the time they spent together were booty calls; however, she developed feelings for Brandon anyway (it didn't help her that the sex was great).
2. It had been 2 years since I had sex so when we went clubbing, I was determined to find a booty call.
3. "What's up with that blonde girl I always see Jake with? Is she his new girlfriend or just a booty call?" asked Jake's ex Morgan (who obviously still wasn't over him).
by Language Junkie October 14, 2015
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head call

U.S. Marine Corps- to relieve oneself of urine and or feces in a designated location such as the head (restroom)
-Good morning sir. This recruit requests to permission to speak to the Drill Instructor. This recruit would like to request permission to make a head call.
-Frickin darn head call?! Now?! Are you getting ready to soil yourself?
by ChrisEm February 15, 2009
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Conference Call

Dude, I can't talk right now, I'm in a conference call and my boss is being a real asshole.
by alexanderthegreat3324 October 15, 2007
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No Call No Show

The funniest and least responsible way to quit ones job.

To not come into work one day and never give a reason and never show up or call ever again.
John hated his job at taco bell so when friday came along he pulled a no call/no show on them.
by DB January 14, 2005
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