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Chernobyl Bunny

A Chernobyl Bunny is very playful and loveable. Very sociable by nature, she could very often be the center of attention, although her attention is is often elsewhere.

The Chernobyl Bunny, for many hours of the day, will sit in an unresponsive state, experts believe that the Bunny is "daydreaming", about what, remains to be seen.

If the Bunny is not found "daydreaming", it is often either sleeping or attempting to catch its main source of food, the Jarek, with whom it cuddles and seduces before it noms.

The Chernobyl Bunny is scientifically proven to be he most beautiful and graceful being in, and out, of existance. But don't let this fool you, there are times when it is not a good idea to approach such a being, for it might be in a rare mood where it not only attempts, but succeeds in ripping out your balls and your eyes, and replacing them in each others position.
Zach: Oi, Malarkey, we got to help that Jarek, The Chernobyl Bunny is already seducing him!
by Jarek Rictus February 3, 2010
mugGet the Chernobyl Bunnymug.

Mudd Bunnies

A brown or black Bunnie, preferably both mixed together
Hey Bro did you see those Mudd Bunnies hopping down the road? It was so brown and black!
mugGet the Mudd Bunniesmug.

Rub Bunnies

Situational lesbianism. When two women engage in a sexual act, but only because it also involves a male. Often facilitated by the use of drugs and/or alcohol.
Also:

Rubbing bunnies (present tense)
Rubbed bunnies (past tense)
Yes, Tim, let's do ecstasy and go back to your apartment. Kim and I are new friends, so this will give us a chance to rub bunnies.
by Peefy May 19, 2010
mugGet the Rub Bunniesmug.

bunny/bunnyself

person: i use bunny/bunnyself pronouns and-
person 2: get away
by stupidjuststupidstupid June 28, 2022
mugGet the bunny/bunnyselfmug.

Bunny's Syndrome

When a person insists on doing terrible on any type of test or interview, only to procede to ace it.
"I totally got a zero on that test!", "Oh, I'm sure you just have Bunny's Syndrome."
by Toadjk December 9, 2016
mugGet the Bunny's Syndromemug.

Glitter Bunny

Adj: A girl who's decent looking, is really sweet to other people, has a lot of money and enjoys the finer things in life. Often times people want to hang out with her because she takes care of her friends and buys them nice things.

Noun: Female anatomy of the nether regions
Adj: Wow Jordyn is such a Glitter Bunny! She's so nice and she got me Gucci sunglasses for my birthday!

Noun: Jason just wants a piece of your Glitter Bunny
by T747301 November 12, 2010
mugGet the Glitter Bunnymug.

Rodeo bunny

A rodeo bunny is a fake cowgirl that walks up to every cowboy at the rodeo trying to go home with them or sleep with them
Damn she is a rodeo bunny, she's walking up to everyone here
by Camo cowboy July 29, 2016
mugGet the Rodeo bunnymug.

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