Breastketball
The classic sport of tossing a small ball of paper, or any other small object, down a girl's (preferably low-cut) shirt--the "breastket". Standard basketball scoring rules apply. The three-point line is a rough ten feet away from the girl's chest. A game begins when one player says something along the lines of "Hey dude watch this" or "I bet i can get this down her shirt" to his friend, and then shoots. The breastket must be the same girl for the entire game, however multiple games can be played at once, with different scores. Then the game is played until both players agree on declaring the end. Slam dunks are allowed. The girl has NO say in the game's beginning, play, or end. The game is most easily played on higher cup size breastkets, however, less of a challenge.
Austin- "Hey Gage, how much you bet I'll score on Meredith right now?"
Gage- "You won't. There's no way!"
*Austin shoots and scores*
Both- "Two points!"
A breastketball game has begun.
Gage- "You won't. There's no way!"
*Austin shoots and scores*
Both- "Two points!"
A breastketball game has begun.
Breastketball by My name is Johnny March 21, 2012
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