Braeden

Braeden is a guy who is handsome and insanely funny. He is most certainly a ladie's man. He is a good writer and although his friends sometimes call him a scrub, he knows they are joking. His best friends names usually start with B, D, and E. He has lots of crushes on girls usually named Maddie, Maria, or Iliana.

The Braeden walked down the halls, girls surrounding him laughing at his jokes.

by Whoispapi6-9 September 11, 2016

Bapes

The act of getting some Air Force Ones and replacing the check mark with a star. Worn by faggots like soulja boy

Soulja boy: haters get mad cuz i got me some bathe n apes
Kid: dude stfu bapes arnt even cool...

by Name26951 March 9, 2009

a bape and a year

An expression used to describe an extremely long time between either seeing or talking to someone, similar to the ghetto term of a hot minute. Bape is used in this context to make the time seem much longer.

Bro 1: Yo son, I haven't seen you in a bape and a year since the last bro circle.

Bro 2: I know, how's your mother?

by Trickmaster 5001 March 2, 2009

Braden

The luckiest person alive. His girlfriend is the best person ever. He is happy ever millisecond of his life.

No one is luckier than Braden

by Bman18 October 22, 2016

sex bracelets

bracelets that if you break one off of someones wrist you have to do what the bracelet means with them

omg today my boyfriend broke my black sex bracelets...so i made plans w/ him after school

by nicole matthews July 21, 2008

Braden

Braden sometimes acts like he is "too cool for school", but at the end of the day, he is very sweet towards his friends and always knows how to make someone feel better. He cannot keep a girlfriend for long, but doesn't deserve that. He sometimes gets teased for having "friends that are girls" but he goes through more struggles than most people think.

Girl 1- Why is Braden walking around with sunglasses?
Girl 2- He is too cool, remember?
Girl 1- Oh, yeah. I'm gonna ask him out!

by Anonymous18254 November 4, 2016

Braced

to be punched in the face hard enough to cause an absence of braces, on occasion followed by loss of conciseness.

"yooo! that nigga just got BRACED"

by 12th period gym Jan 26, 2010 January 26, 2010