Brads Non-Deceptive, Non-Judgemental Friend

Lovely person who is not judgemental or deceptive. An inspiration to us all.

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by Brads Non-Deceptive, Non-Judgemental Friend August 4, 2003

Donovan James Brad Oreias Anthony Muthuthanthrega Fernando The First: Listener of the Drums

A name that strikes fear into the hearts of mortal men. Having a name even a little similar to this, automatically ensures that you will receive bitches, and dominate all men, that stand before you.

Human 1: Dude did you see that absolute Chad yesterday!?

Human 2: I did. Apparently, his name is "Donovan James Brad Oreias Anthony Muthuthanthrega Fernando The First: Listener of the Drums" or just "DJ Brad"...

Human 1: I'm horny already...

by TheScratchinCO May 3, 2022

Brad Keselowski

The act of winning this race.

'Brad Keselowski won this race.' - Larry McReynolds

by StanTheManG December 9, 2024

Brad casini

Master of the universe Emperor of the United States and protector of Mexico.. also known as Machetti , Most likely no taller than 5 foot 5 inches. In most folks best self interests that they not to be fucked with..for the most part they <~•(bradcasini)•~> are in fact Loyal true caring short Dick little fuckers that everybody loves but nobody really can look up to.. That's a fact Very small penis But that seems to have no effect women will fuckit .. everybody loves it..

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That brad casini is about as queer as a metric Crescent wrench..

When I think of brad casini it makes me want to eat a shit sandwich and commit suicide with an ax

by Whack*brack~it March 2, 2022

brad

the most perfect boy in the world. brad's are usually extremely nice, caring, and loveable if they care about you. oh, how to make them care about you? just be nice. listen to them, care for them, compliment them. it's that easy!

brad's usually like video games, and music. they secretly have a talent for singing or rapping. they're quiet and reserved, and barely have any friends. if you're a brad's friend, then you're extremely special.

if you know a brad, keep them. they're special
we LOVE brad's

friend : who's that?

me : oh him? the most perfect boy in the world.

friend : ohhh! you mean brad.

by ilovecatsandhim<3 November 23, 2021

Seth’s Brad Pitt theory

In terms of dating, the Brad Pitt Rule suggests that if you're uncertain about whether to pursue a romantic interest or go on a date with someone, imagine if Brad Pitt asked you out instead. If the thought of going on a date with the person in question doesn't excite you as much as the thought of going on a date with Brad Pitt would, then it might indicate that the romantic interest isn't as strong or compatible as it could be. Essentially, it's a way to evaluate your level of attraction and interest in a potential romantic partner.

Like if a woman imposes some arbitrary time frame, move on. Seth’s Brad Pitt theory suggests She’s definitely fucking Brad on a first date.

by Slamdiesel February 15, 2024

brad

a no good guy who is out to kill you in your sleep the man is insane

brad is sneaky hes in your room whach out

by big white kidddd!!!!!!! February 22, 2019