Bowling Balling

Buying someone a present with the intention of being able to use it yourself, such as Homer Simpson buying Marge a bowling ball he himself could use.

"I'm going to get her a cd from that band I like."
"Man, you're bowling balling, aren't you."

by oldjimmy November 1, 2014

boiling the tea

when you say something savage af to plot 2 people against each other
usually followed by double fisting 2 gallons of bleach into your throat

You: "hey i heard *insert friend here* said something about you, here are the screenshots to prove it*
You: wow im boiling the tea lol

by drinkingbleach September 5, 2016

Boiling

To describe something when it's "cool" or "rad"

Yo that party last night was boiling bro
Ikr jessica gave me head it was boilin

by ashleigh home dawg July 19, 2017

redneck bowling

running on ice and slideing into random objects to knock them down

i was redneck bowling last night

by Tater October 26, 2014

Jungle booking

The act of scratching/massaging your back on an object such as the corner of a wall or a tree. Similar to Baloo, while he sings Bear Necessities in the movie Jungle Book.

Damn bro, sorry for jungle booking on the corner of your pantry.

You jungle booking son of a bitch.

by 2 shoes June 11, 2017

WiFi booming

When you shove a bunch of fire crackers into a router, light them and proceed to shove it up someone’s ass.

I love it when I’m sitting in my bed and my boyfriend Grabs the router and some firecrackers and starts WiFi booming me

by Spaceman4578 March 1, 2018

you’re boiling my noodles

When somebody angers you immensely to the point where you are going to boil over with rage

Use you’re boiling my noodles when talking about someone that you strongly dislike or are really mad at

“I cannot stand her right now, she has really been boiling my noodles recently”

by Faynjel January 4, 2020