BLONDETOURAGE

A group of Blonde BAMFs have strong presence whenever appearing together. Whether its 2 or 10, they always make an impression.

Although Blondes are sometimes associated with unintelligence these B²AMFS (Blonde Bad Ass Mother Fuckers) are highly educated career woman who are into making a lot of money for themselves and having fun. They often **blondeside their haters.

The Blondetourage hair color varies from but is not limited to the following:

platinum blonde
strawberry blonde
caramel blonde
ash blonde
dirty blonde
sandy blonde
golden blonde

While many are natural blonde; brunettes and redheads are ALWAYS welcome to join!! Membership is based on approval of the President and V.P.

The BLONDETOURAGE is protected by the BLONDEBRIGADE which consists of a tactical unit (usually not natural blonde) that protect from the haters out there. They also fend off men that are inappropriate. These smart, educated sassy girls are the ones you love to hate.

SEE DEFINITION.

#1 : "Did you see how hot and intelligent that group of girls are. I misjudged Blondes...!! They completely blondesided me..!!"

#2 : " uh yeah its the Blondetourage... B²AMFS no doubt!"

by BLONDEBRIGADE Chief of Staff December 1, 2009

chemical blonde

a person who dyes their hair blonde with bleach

She was a chemical blonde, but she grew tired of that color.

by The Return of Light Joker January 2, 2008

Ay, blognish!

In the Disney Channel Original Series Cory in the House, it is bahavian for 'Dang it'

What?? Ay, blognish!

by xVictorx May 5, 2008

blonde leading the blind

to be used in place of, "blind leading the blind".

Those two going hunting together is like the blonde leading the blind.

by iluvmako December 27, 2011

Blonde Noise

Noun: Similar to "white noise" from electronic equipment, blonde noise is the static heard within packs of 3 or more girls under the age of 21. Exposure to this is known to have caused earthquakes, world wars, tsunamis, and anorexia.

"om y god is that that new coke black oh my god i totally need one but i dont know its like twenty five calories oh my god that is like 4 redbulls southbeachdiet yeah i totally think we should get some vodka tonight ill get my brother to get it for us he is totally pathetic OH MY GOD THAT IS SO RANDOM"... Usually followed immediately by the sounds of people of normal intelligence putting pistols into their mouths.

Chad slapped Cindy today... he didn't want to put up with her blonde noise all the time.

by Bill Young July 29, 2006

illegally blonde

noun. the word used for a girl that is too hot for her own good. Usually the female will have a penis or have the I.Q. level equal to a dead pig. Therefore, it would be wrong for any male to try to make love with her.

Dude 1: check out that broad.
Dude 2: She's hot but illegally blonde . I heard she nearly drowned herself with ice cubes.

by MikeyMac2 January 22, 2008

bloint

Attaching two normal rolling papers together length-wise to make something smaller than a blunt, but larger than a joint. Very good if a blunt is desired, but only rolling papers are availible.

Oh $hit dude; I smoked a whole bloint to my face, now I am so retarded.

by Keith April 2, 2005