Birthday ranch

A mans ejaculate

"You know you want some birthday ranch girl"

by Aman54 September 13, 2016

Birthday Bust

On your birthday you take the age that you are turning and dived that number by 4. If you get a irrational number (like 3.5 or 5.6) you round down. Once you have this number you must bust that many times on your birthday.

Jeff: "hey birthday boy, how many time do you have to birthday bust today?"

Jerry: "only 4 times."

by JackTheKiller6 November 5, 2017

birthday tits

A southern tradition where a guy is shown tits for his birthday

It’s my birthday. Time for some birthday tits!

by Mannnn1086 January 11, 2018

birthday suck

A birthday suck is where a girl will give a guy a blowjob on his birthday. Most of the time it will end in the "birthday cream cake" in which the girl will swallow the guys cum, simulating swallowing whipped cream.

Other Names:
Birthday Suc
Birthday Sucky
Birthday Suckerburg

Lindsey gave Collin a birthday suck then a birthday cream cake. I heard she's good at it.

by Mark SuckerBurg May 20, 2018

Birthday Stacker

A term used to describe the day(s) before and after your birthday filled with tomfoolery. A Birthday Stacker can be made up of whatever the birthday person deems stacker-worthy. For some its going out and getting belligerent with friends, for others its eating a really good sandwich. Birthday stackers are all about customization, and no Birthday Stacker is too long.

Damn, Helen is really stacking for her birthday this year. Her birthday stacker starts on Tuesday swimming with sharks and ends Sunday with a quaint brunch.

by Parihell September 12, 2018

birthday unfriend

To partake in a systematic unfriending of people on FaceBook on their birthdays.

Lisa: "I've got to wish these 8 people a happy birthday. But if I birthday unfriend, I only have to do 5."

by porkchchoppanzeefin November 27, 2018

birthday turn up

MY EXACT PLANS THIS WEEDEND!!! 😜 you only live once and you got to have fun while it's happening! Turn up for your birthday means to party your ass off and act like you're old enough to know better but too damn young to care even if you're not

Lets turn up for your BIRTHDAY. Since your birthday is coming you're due for a birthday turn up in the biggest way!

by 4sureLAINIE BABY November 13, 2019