by p0gggzzz December 28, 2020
Get the Bible mug.A "bible" is a very large stack of money. Another alteration of this world is "pocket bible", which means a smaller stack of money.
Ex 1: "Aye, look! It's a bunch of bibles in this duffle bag!"
Ex 2: "I can pull you some scriptures from a bible if you need some."
Ex 2: "I can pull you some scriptures from a bible if you need some."
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When one gets a girl off with their chin, giving a girl an orgasm with the use of your chin.
See also, Hairy Platypus
See also, Hairy Platypus
After the date, I took the girl back to my place and gave her a duck-billed platypus, and she liked it.
by platCHypus November 23, 2009
Get the Duck-Billed Platypus mug.An annoying and seemingly unending collection of literary works that were established by one story that was told to an old man by a talking bush.
Gradually, the story was recollected and rewritten and is now worshipped by brainwashed followers of an unproven historical event.
The millions of homes in which this book inhabits persist that followers symbolically eat the flesh and drink the blood of Christ, who is Jewish and his own father.
The book has sexist innuendoes such as Adam being made in "God's" likeness where as Eve was made of a piece of Adam's rib bone and dust.
The most fantastic piece of fiction ever written.
Gradually, the story was recollected and rewritten and is now worshipped by brainwashed followers of an unproven historical event.
The millions of homes in which this book inhabits persist that followers symbolically eat the flesh and drink the blood of Christ, who is Jewish and his own father.
The book has sexist innuendoes such as Adam being made in "God's" likeness where as Eve was made of a piece of Adam's rib bone and dust.
The most fantastic piece of fiction ever written.
by Unnamed Rationalist February 22, 2009
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Get the bidle mug.A message sent to thousands of University of Michigan email addresses advertizing a small Bible study meeting for the "Women of Proverbs" at League Rm D @ 7pm, which lead to a massive deluge of spam from those of double digit IQ asking to have their specific address removed from the list.
"Ladies Bible Study Tonight! Come out to the League Rm D @ 7pm for Women of Proverbs 31 bible study."
"Remove me from this list"
"Don't reply to all!"
"Don't reply at all!"
"OMFG NOES!"
"Remove me from this list"
"Don't reply to all!"
"Don't reply at all!"
"OMFG NOES!"
by Michigan Wolverines 2006 September 16, 2008
Get the Ladies Bible Study mug.Jew-bilee is a historical term for a time of celebration or rejoicing in which many jews gather in a jew-nest to do taxes.
"QUICK ABRAHAM! Retrieve the jew horn! We must assemble for the jew-bilee, tax season is approaching.."
by J.Bunda January 9, 2008
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