beel

A silly and repeating flummox of speech resulting in nonsense words

Example:
Well oil beel

Originaly from an arrangement of words
"Whale Oil Beef hooked " designed to make the speaker mock a west country accent saying " Well I'll be fucked"

" Yeah i drove the car and left it in the nearby par cark ......LOL need on the beel!?

" That beel was a classic!!!!! "

"for fucks sake it couldn't be simpler! I'm short on time and your here throwing beels at me willy nilly "!?

by debstanator September 17, 2014

Triple Jewish Bagel

A very special bagel, the best of the best. A bagel can only get elevated to this status by
1. being a bagel (duh)
2. being sold by a Jewish company or family or whatever
3. (the most important one!) being touched by a Jew
Only then will you be in possession of the Triple Jewish Bagel.

John: Look, I have a Triple Jewish Bagel!
All: -gasp- All hail the Triple Jewish Bagel!

by omgitsapanda March 11, 2009

bagel

bagel (n) Holy food of the Jews.

Generic Rabbi: Ya call that a bagel? Sclomcka!

by chuffy_mcflannelslap October 13, 2004

Beelzebub

In Beelzebub worship a supernatural being that is all good and the provider of the two things that make life worth living food and sex. Beelzebub worship is mostly concerned with food and sex.

Are you going to the Beelzebub feast tonight?

by The Fury 13 October 1, 2010

beelow

A Cigar that is filled with marijuana; a blunt

Let's go cheif a beelow.

by Nyko April 27, 2007

Bagel with cream cheese

5 or more men cum on a bagel. The last person to cum has to eat it.

Bobby:"I can't believe I had to eat the bagel with cream cheese."

Max:"It's all in the practice."

by BURR!2 May 13, 2011

Beels

Another way of saying balls. A Term that has caught on in many suburbs in the Northeast.

1. Awh dude my beels are on fire right now!

2. Hah she was all over my beels last night bro.

3. Yo man your beels are hangin out.

by UrbanDictation1234 October 21, 2011