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Beatin Beets

To use both hands to smack one's scrotum and balls back and forth repeatedly until the sack is deeply reddened and sore to the touch. Performed for sexual pleasure and by those into rough genital play. May be self-performed or performed by a mate.
Roger loved Beatin Beets. His lovers sack was a deep shade of purple by the end of their session.
by Eaton Holgoode April 21, 2015
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Polar Bearing

Jumping into the ocean in the morning. Not only crazy, but freezing.
Polar bearing: the pins and needles feeling that you get when you're sitting on your leg is the feeling you get all over when you jump into the water that early.
by your solar eyes October 7, 2006
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Bating

To pleasure yourself sexually. Usually used in context of a joke.
Maybe you would've had more time if you weren't in the shower bating for an hour!
by McGarry June 17, 2009
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beatin' the block

driving around a residential neighborhood with speakers on blast, also tippin or swingin
Jeremy-"Where's your brother today?"
Ashley-"Oh, he's out beatin' the block."
by Ashley & Jeremy May 4, 2008
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Beaming Schatner off the Enterprise

Yet another colorful coloquialism for taking a dump: "Beaming" for the act of evacuation, "Schatner" as in the past tense of To shit (shat), and "off the Enterprise" denoting out of the anus (as in "the prize to be entered").

Not to be confused with Beaming Dr. Bones onto the Enterprise; the act of anal sex.
Man! Your mom's cooking is so bad it had me beaming Schatner off the Enterprise all night!
by Tenacious Faulker October 16, 2008
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Narrow boating

The noble act of opening the lock to a frigid girl's tight canal before filling it, closing it behind you, and moving upstream to the next with your veiny windlass.
I've just returned from a narrow boating holiday in Ibiza. God my cock is sore from shagging ten virgins in one night!
by jimbojacks December 31, 2009
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YouTube Bating

The Act of Masturbating to some random ass YouTube video; Mosty done while casually masturbating or out of boredom
*Thomas jerking off while on YouTube *

Carl: Thomas what are you doing jerking off to a makeup tutorial?

Thomas: Oh I'm just YouTube bating.
by billy Bob17 February 11, 2017
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