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Beast of a Son

A reciprocal of the same popular euphemism Son of a Beast that denotes the same meaning as its root phrase.
by Aazhmandius March 20, 2003
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to Beast(a) Someone

To hit someone from the front really hard and cool in a football game. This kind of hit always gets the crowd and teammates going. It is very manly and awesome.
Maaan he Beasted that guy on a slant !

I really need to Beast(a) someone to get my juices flowing!
by Linqoln45 May 11, 2010
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jingle beast

Large (tall &/or wide) person, often of the feminine (sometimes loosely defined) persuasion, whom you’ll find out shopping in the wee hours of the morning following Thanksgiving dinner. The jingle beast can be found towering over or largely blocking the sight of bargains while decked out in gross amounts of holiday attire, which may include gaudy Christmas sweaters in combination with grossly inappropriate knock off stretch pants, Santa or elf hats, holiday ornament earrings, and make -up plastered on, as if she was performing a holiday stage act in Las Vegas. Beware the jingle beast, as her all consuming holiday spirit may frighten small children, and even adults in the pursuit of the latest must have gift, or 50%off socks.
That enormous jingle beast blinded me with her flashing holiday face display, and nearly run me down with her cart, on her way to get the bargain television.
by Apollo’s dad November 27, 2020
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Arcane Beast

(beastius arcanus)
Usually seen among the millions of people running around in Halo 3, the Arcane Beast can be distinguished by the purple stripes and patches it has strewn across its gray body and the large, sword-shaped protrusion on its back. The Arcane Beast, though usually a docile creature, may become aggravated and attack if provoked. (Common provocation methods include, but are not limited to, talking crap about his mother, teabagging and posting things on the internet to intentionally mess with him.)
1. Crikey, it's an Arcane Beast!
2. I heard Arcane Beast's mom is (place insult here).
by the eNeME February 8, 2008
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Beast Feast

An unproportionate amount of food for a small amount of people

A feast for beastly hungry people
Bro 1: Dude, I'm hella tired today I don't want to do anything

Bro 2: Ya dude let's just hang around and have a beast feast

Girl 1: Let's just have a beast feast today

Girl 2: I'll bring the Oreos, Ben & Jerry's, pizza, steak, Coke, chips, muffins, wings, lemon bars, Fruit by the Foots, Twix, Reeses, Snickers, burgers, fries, milkshakes, quesadillas, and mac and cheese
by KawaSawa March 14, 2012
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Vacuum beast

A freakishly large woman with an insatiable appetite that simultaneously has extremely feminist views and is overtly angry at men for their lack of desire towards her.
Damn, bro, I didn’t know Maya was such a vacuum beast!
by Conradito robó el manor deli February 27, 2022
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Frost Beast

a way to describe a very attractive, good looking person, who is really a bitch. For some reason it sounds better than calling them a bitch. Frost Beasts are individuals who are cold hearted, are self centered, are completely overpowering and controlling, and usually overwhelmingly suck the life out of significant others. A visual and metaphorical way to describe a Frost Beast would be that it is medieval ice-dragon that attacks and destroys villages to the point that no life remains. Originally the term was used to describe Ann Coulter or Hilliary Clinton.
Dude, my freakin' ex was such a Frost Beast.
by D Bucket May 20, 2008
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