batman's parents

Dead

Batman's Parents: "Dead as hell".

by Beegshrekman August 4, 2022

batman (rizz weirdo)

On discord known ad the rizz God. An annoying mf who thinks he pulls bitches but they run from him. Usually they don't shower.

Oh no it's batman (rizz weirdo) we gotta go before we smell his stench!

by Batmanisstinky December 1, 2022

Batman theatre

A fictional place that was made up cuz someone was high

Let’s go to the Batman theatre friend

by CeoOfSarcasm April 21, 2023

batman weight

Someone who has a low tolerance to goons

Lucy is a batman weight

by ez._.zen April 24, 2023

batman weight

Someone who has a low tolerance to goons

Lucy is such a batman weight

by ez._.zen April 24, 2023

Batman (me at 4 am)

While everybody else sleeps peacefully at 4 am, i am out saving the city. Have you ever wondered why Gotham has so little crime? Well it is because i am saving the city (it needs me). Most of you think that Gotham contains only white people, that is because i scout the streets of the city and wipe it clean from every little røver out there. Every single one is deported back to my basement where i take care of them (if you know what i mean)
Thank me later, i am Batman.

Guy1: Why do i never see any black hungarian røvers out there?

Guy2: Batman (me at 4 am)

by Requis Tyrone Jamal the third May 9, 2023

Batman Syndrome

Batman Syndrome - A pejorative slang term to describes a non-black man who acts out his fantasy of being a superhero by taking the law in his own hands against a black person that he suspects is a criminal.

I think guys like the one who killed Jordan Neely suffer from Batman Syndrome

by Whodeene May 9, 2023