A small little Albanian man who offers everyone out for a fight but never actually goes through with it. Also likes to start wars with women taller than him.
That Mondi has all bark no bite!
by Jackkbeaton January 29, 2025
by e742df March 21, 2021
"That Beatrice up t'road comes past 'ere every day in clapped oot motor, reet banging and wheezing and making a chuffin' racket, but will she tak it t'shop and get it fixed? Will she owt, wouldn't answer a dog's bark, that one"
by Sleekit December 15, 2023
by timd1988 December 30, 2015
by the best mc, 123 abc October 05, 2010
A sass bark is when your dog is barking, usually at something stupid, and you tell them to stop and, then, they give you one, final, low bark, to get in that last sass bark.
My dog is a little brat as she gave me a sass bark after I yelled at her to stop barking at the leaves blowing in the wind.
by Purplenado March 07, 2023
A sexual maneuver in which one partner mounts the other from behind grasping the arms of the prone partner, splaying them out like wings,proceeding to thrust hard but at a slow rhythm, thus causing the recipient to throw their head back and squawk, mimicking a seagull on dominant display. When employed correctly, that is.
The girl I picked up said she was adventurous, so I gave her the barking seagull and she LOVED it. She won't stop calling me.
by Festivvus August 20, 2013