Baked Pie

A "baked pie" is a euphemism for a girl providing a guy with surprise sex.

"So last night at hers, she totally prepared me a Baked Pie!"

by dtron_52 November 17, 2013

Baking up

Fucking up because you are under the influence of marijuana.

Similar to "fucking up" But you're high while doing so.

Other forms: Baked up, baked as fuck! baking up big time.

Term can refer to any mishap caused mainly because you are high.

Ex: Falling, laughing uncontrollably, putting things away incorrectly or in the wrong area ( Milk in pantry), passing out, accidentally calling your parents. Leaving weed out, ect...

ex 1:
Friend 1: Dude I just found the air freshener in the fridge...
C'mon man.

Friend 2: Hahahahaha Oh... Dude I'm baking up.

ex 2:

Friend 1: So dude, last night I ate some cereal when I was super baked and when I woke up this morning I had put the milk in the pantry and the cereal in the fridge! Man I baked up.

Friend 2: Yeah you did.

by Fluxus November 24, 2011

Baking Soda

-Andre Nickatina's use of this was described as his crack cocaine used in sales to disguise what they are actually selling from others.
-Baking Soda, Type of powder used in baking food, etc. Also used to get high from if snorted enough...

Gotta move that baking soda all over the states.

by JaMeS_MisTaThizzle February 27, 2008

clam bake

A party at which clams are baked

Hey timmy, are you going to the clam bake down at Willer's point?

Gosh no, I'm gonna go impregnate my girlfriend and snort coke.

by has every synonym for nameless been taken? September 19, 2008

Baking a cake

A phrase used to explain sex- ed to small children in a classroom setting.

Mother: When two people love each other veeerry much, they kind of do this thing--
Kid: Do they start baking a cake?
Mother: Yes...uh, no....uh...shut up.

by headbakers<3 August 3, 2009

half baked

a movie you can kick bak wit and light yo greenery. got dat rite bitch! -words of dave chappelle

Thurgood Jenkins: Guys, just shutup 'bout the weed for two seconds. I don't want this girl to know I smoke!
Scarface: Yeah...it's bad enough you a janitor, YO!
Thurgood Jenkins: Custodian, Biotch! I don't do drugs, though. Just weed....

by smurfy May 19, 2004

Bake a cake

Sexual intercourse. Parents often say this when they're around child(ren) or when children walk in on them.

Kid: What are you doing in the bed with mommy?
Dad: We're about to bake a cake.
Kid: Can I join?
Dad: This is a very special cake. Only 2 people can make it.

by Sam Leisenring April 11, 2015