Hollister

A expensive smelly prep store that no one really likes. They just say they do so all the other preps will like them. They sell ripped jeans and cheap t-shirts. Even I look like a slut in their clothing. You basicly have to have a rich mommy and daddy who are willing to give you a lot of money to shop there. Most of the preps that shop there play tons of sports, are pretty, are "normal". If you shop there you are a brainwashed zombie.

Prep 1: Like OMG I love Hollister and i'm not a prep!
Me:Wait did you just say your not a prep?
Prep:Yea! Totally you need to get your ears checked silly!
Preppy dude: Hey babe come on let's go to the beach!
Me:The closest beach is like two states away. What are you talking about?
Preppy Chick: Ok lets go this goth emo gay stupid girl is being mean to me.

FYI:I hate when people think goth, emo, gay, and stupid are the same thing. I don't cut myself. I get straight A's and i am completely heterosexual.(the preps will probably not know what that means,they only know what gay or lesbian mean) I don't know if i'm goth or not. That's kind of a stupid label if you ask me. Sorry i got off topic.

by a girl you will never meet June 13, 2009

spangle blisters

The testicles.

"My spangle blisters are a bit sweaty in this heat"

by World of Weird July 10, 2003

Hollister Co.

the cheap, trashy version of A&F basically.
or west coast version

OMG Shela, I paid $19 for this shirt when I could've gone to A&F and bought one like this for $29

by sooozeee May 13, 2005

Hollister Co.

Hollister company originated in 1922 by the hand of great Osirus Hollister, the textiles pioneer from California...married 27 times Osirus became dillusional and decided that his goal in life was to produce a less expensive clone of the overly, and unjustifiably so popular abercrombie and fitch. In his vision he foresaw scores of young hormone induced teenagers filling his unneccessarily dark showroom where pink is now ok to be worn by the male sex, why? I dont know. Quickly, it has become the "it place" for the dreaded yet misunderstood metrosexuals, a strange breed of man that waxes their eyebrows, shaves their legs and wears 2, sometimes even 3 polo shirts at a time. Recently, it has come to this writers attention that an alarming number of african american denizens have decended upon the innocent aryan fortress that is hollister company. Why? again I dont know and I'll tell you right now black girls your big asses wont fit in the jeans so stop messing up my god damn jean walls, they take forever! And brothas, brothas what r u doing, now I know that pink may look good with your skin tone but we have our limits please. And lastly, to the obese or as I like to call them "land whales" the largest size is an 11, if you are 200+ pounds you just wont fit, deal with it and put the fork down then come back and see me. Far too many perfectly good booty shorts have been ruined when your large, cottage cheese, elephant-like ass stretched the elastic band to their breaking point and we end up with a 3 foot pair of pants of which we can do nothing about it. Stay posted as I will comment again soon. L8er bitches...

see: place for pretty white kids who look better than 98% of the population and Im one of em!

by HCO Employee #13984031 April 5, 2005

hollister

place were people go to spend way to much freaking money because they're pathetic. cant think for themselves. POSERS!
NOT SURFER! FAKE BARBIE DOLLS WHO SUCK ASS!
end of story.

person 1: wow hollister is so stupid.
prep: are you like kidding me? like oh-em-gee it like the sweetest thing on earth. i feel totally awesome when i go in there.
person 1: you feel awesome because you are brain- washed pathetic poser.
prep:like oh-em- gee, what do you mean?!
person 1: my point exactly. (walks away dissapointed in america.)

by anti-hollister,a&f, preps April 9, 2009

hollister

a clothing store owned by abercrombie and fitch...cheaper tho...very kute clothes

look at this kute shirt i got fom hollister!

by [[still loves him]] January 20, 2009

Hollister Co.

.....why would you want to spend so much money on ripped-up jeans that are basically the same ones you can get at Wal-Mart...? tsk tsk. typical queers...er i mean preps.....stupid faggot asses...and none of the bitchy preps that wear Hollister clothes even surf. its supposed to be a surf company, right?

preps suck! die die die!

by screw u bitch April 4, 2005