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ball boilers

attaching metal plates around your balls to apply pressure to them on a hot summers day, only to explode inside
i now truly cannot have kids, since using the ball boilers!
by erohw June 10, 2020
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boiled hot dog

when you get a prince albert and it splits the rest of the way
Joe got a PA and his cock turned into a boiled hot dog.
by dangggg May 17, 2005
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Bailer Lars

A Bailer Lars, is a person who always bails out, e.g. you agreed to meet some where or you planed to do something together. If a person is to be named “Bailer Lars”, it's important that he always bail out in the last minute.
40-year old virgin: “Dude, this chick just asked if we wanted to Eiffel Tower her! Damn she's so hot, but she would only do it if we were both up for it. What do you say?”
50-year old virgin: "I don't know... Well all right"
Later at the chick’s place
50-year old virgin: "Mate, I think I'm goanna get myself some cheeseburgers and a strawberry-shake at McD’s, instead”
The chick and 40-year old virgin together: "WHAT????"
40-year old virgin: "Dude, you are such a Bailer Lars"


Kamikaze pilot: "Charlie, Bravo, Alfa, I’m at the location, awaiting orders"
Control Centre: "Broken Arrow, Broken Arrow, you are good to go. This will win the war for us"
Kamikaze pilot: "Mad dog 55 here; Well I changed my mind, I might head in the direction of the vegemite headquarter. I got the munchies, I’ll do the kamikaze thing another day"
Control Centre: "WHAT the F***!!!!! You’re such a Bailer Lars"
by Master of Dennis March 31, 2009
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Bolergasm

Coined by sports commentator Craig Bolerjack, a Bolergasm is what the body feels after witnessing a great play, pass, block, or game winning shot.

Most often used when Mehmet Okur, former NBA champion and star of the Detroit Pistons and the Utah Jazz would hit a clutch 3-pointer.
Example:
As "The Money Man" Mehmet Okur hits the game winning 3 to put the Jazz over the Lakers, thousands of fans and current voice of the Jazz Craig Bolerjack climaxed to Bolergasm.

Bolerjack: "Memo...Money...OOHHH YESS!!!"
by eichs22 October 6, 2013
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boiled sweets

Loyd: And I have the duke of Welingham complaining that the duke of Bleichester is sucking boiled sweets through his speeches.
by Anarchy potato May 15, 2014
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Broiler Mistress

n, a back line burger King employees girlfriend, wife, lover, etc.
Matt: That girl is beautiful!
Bob: Make her your broiler mistress man!

Matt: My broiler mistress made me cookies. She's the best. And hotter than a spicy chicken!

Matt: My ex-broiler mistress is a real bitch. Id rather make 100 whoppers then talk to her.
by yomom6687 August 27, 2014
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Boiled choad

A person who is thicker than he is tall, and is wrinkled as if he had been boiled for too long.
That old fat guy over there really looks like a boiled choad
by A-Aron balake January 14, 2015
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