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TV Commercial Black Friend

The mythological one black friend that every group of young white males has in evey TV commercial. Most noticeable in all beer, car, fast food, deodorant and cologne commericals.
"Hey, check out that Bud Light commercial, 35 scruffy white guys in cargo shorts at a barbecue, and they invited along their TV Commercial Black Friend."

"Yep, he was just in the Taco Bell Commercial getting drive thru with 7 other white dudes."
by DannyBonco April 6, 2010
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Blackberry Jam

A people traffic jam that occurrs in subway tunnels and bus stations. Caused by inconsiderate workaholics walking too slow while their noses are glued to their Blackberry device.
I was late for work because there was a Blackberry Jam getting out of the A train.
by bratina August 30, 2005
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Black name

A 'Black name' refers to any name that appears to be stereotypical of the African-American ethnic group. Often, these names have word endings such as 'iqua', 'quiesha' or may be reflective of a something considered luxurious, such as "Mac Benz".
1. Lucquiesha (Black name) gurl, we gon go to tha mawl today.

2. Big Daddy gon show Yung Gucci(Black name) tha door today chile, he ain't tha man for you boo.
by Ken Ping May 22, 2010
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Lewis black

The best comedian in the history of the world. He yells alot, is Jewish, hate candy corn, and apperently like IHOP, has seen the end of the world which is in Texas.
"I had no thoughts this winter, well just one...FUCK IT'S COLD! or ITS COLD AS FUCK! actually I thought of giving up comedy...and becoming a bear...Uh oh, its cold out, time to sleep, this blows...then comes spring, Fuck, time to wake up.

If we did have this non existent tax payers money, we should build a giant wall...in Canada...cause that is where all the could air comes from.

Every Halloween, I go to a party, and there on the table...is a bowl of candy corn...and like an alheimers patient I go up, and go, hmmm....corn that tastes like candy...excellent...*eats* SON OF A BITCH!
by Mustache Man March 5, 2005
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Black Heart

The son of the Devil, and one of the main enemies of Ghost Rider.
When Black Heart tried to bring Hell on Earth, it was up to Johnny Blaze to stop him.
by Danny Duignan on Facebook February 18, 2008
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blactivist

A person who will go halfway across the country to protest racial injustice while in his own hood blacks are killing blacks.
I went to Louisiana to fight racism did any thing happen while I was gone? Not really 3 kids were shot and killed. Shit well nobody said that being a blactivist would be easy.
by benth April 23, 2008
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Black Eyed Peas

1) n. What company executives use when they want to feature people of color in their commercials.
Hmm... how will we apeal to today's young African-American market without losing caucasian customers... I know! We'll get the BEP! There's a group of blacks that white people can enjoy!
by Mr. Stabby March 17, 2005
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