what the biscuit

Used by the awesome Toby Turner aka Tobuscus! Polite way of saying what the f**k, used in loads of minecraft and happy wheels videos on youtube, who would be mad at a biscuit?!

What the biscuit!! Creeper just came outta no where! God Dang it!

by Unicorndreams October 18, 2013

float an air biscuit

To silently drop a fart and watch to see who first smells it

Did someone just float an air biscuit?

by DumbAssFucker November 19, 2017

Sittin’ on a biscuit

Have to take a poo!

Whew, I had a big breakfast! I’m sittin’ on a biscuit.

by Summit Waterboy July 25, 2018

Double Decker Biscuit

Someone who says they are over weight in a joking manner.

"I'm not fat, I'm a Double Decker Biscuit."

by TomHemy2020 January 15, 2020

twiggle them biscuits

When one puts both hands upon another's buttocks, grasping each butt cheek - one in each hand - rubbing them vigorously in wild motions; Most often performed by males to females. Males often squat behind the female subject to gain full presentation of the buttocks at face level, grabbing the butt cheeks from underneath, which offers a more firm grip on the female's rump.

"Girl I'm gunna twiggle them biscuits." "Twiggle them biscuits baby!!!!" Interchangeable with Twiggle your biscuits.

by BeardedRaconteur November 13, 2020

Son of a Butter biscuit on a sunny day

This phrase is for if you want to say son of a bitch, but you are in school or at any place where you cannot curse.

Dude, you realize that we still have school on Friday right?
UGHHH SON OF A BUTTER BISCUIT ON A SUNNY DAY!

by jay da pimp May 1, 2021

steam biscuit

Flatulence of a moist and semi-silent hissing variety, with uncanny room clearing potential.

Late at night as I suffered from insomnia and indigestion, I lifted my ass and relased a steam biscuit that woke my dog midsnore and sent her running to the other side of the room

by Bothar the Mignificent November 8, 2007