Tijuana Baptism

When a guy gets his junk vomited on whilst receiving a blow job.

Chris: "Hey, remember that drunk chick at the bar the other day?"

Marc: "You mean the one with no teeth?"

Chris: "Yeah. She gave me a blowy in my car and threw up all over my wee-wee."

Marc: "That's awesome, you've gotten your first Tijuana Baptism!"

by Kilroy Roboto July 25, 2009

haps baps

It means Happy birthday it’s just a shorter way of writing it which takes way less amount of energy

Haps baps to my best mate xo

by Slangyyyyyyy May 22, 2018

BAPMP

Bad-ass psycho mother penguinwalrus. The coolest of the cool. Only the most amazing people ever can be BAPMPs.

Kelsie and Paddy are the best BAPMPs ever, LOL.

by KELSIESfuckinRAD November 11, 2008

Toaster Baptism

When you drop an unplugged toaster on a baby who is sitting in a bath tub filled with one inch of water. You then take the baby’s body and use it to make baby powder and baby oil. Then you sell the products for a profit to buy a new baby.

Adam: Do you want to perform a Toaster Baptism
Thomas: Of course

by Yeetix February 11, 2020

Bappy

A situation where you are happy, but you shouldn't be (inappropriate happiness)

For example, when you are at your own birthday and 9/11 happens then its a 'bappy' birthday

Tim: How was your weekend?
Jim: its was alright I suppose, but a bit bappy. Whilst, I was in shagaluf with the lads having bants, beers and baps - Fiona called me to tell me that she had been sleeping with Bill. I was devestated, but had to get back on to the sesh, so I couldn't be a downer.

by Bappy hirthday 2U September 19, 2018

John the Baptist

Charismatic New Testament bible prophet. Named John at birth son of Zacharias and Elisabeth; he baptized Jesus Christ.

Baptized people to repentance with water at the Jordan river and was beheaded by King Herod Antipas.

John the Baptist ate locusts and wild honey.

by thedzone October 4, 2009

Guantanamo Baptism

When seated on a toilet and your penis head submerges into the water.

I sat down to take a slam and was pleasantly surprised with a Guantanamo Baptism!

by Hamil$tein & CageChicane March 15, 2010