naked awkward time

1. when you go to have sex, but it doesn't work out, like a rabbit getting into the hole but leaving before he can get his carrot.

2. when you get a physical exam after puberty

3. after you work out and you go to shower in the locker room and there are no shower curtains

4. when unattractive people try to be sexy

1. A not so experienced couple wants it to take the next step, but they don't quite know what to do, so they end up having naked awkward time.

2. You're trying out for a team and must get a physical. You go to doctor and its the first time someone sees you naked after puberty.

3. Jan went to the locker room after vollyball practice and headed to the showers, she decided to wait to shower till she got home when she realized there was only one community shower.

4. Frances was going through his facebook newsfeed, when he came across neville's naked pictures that he posted for attention.

by ytiruces6460 April 13, 2011

Webcam Awkwardness

A mental disorder whereby a person finds it incredibly awkward to interact over webcam with people they know or are quite friendly with.

Generally, people who suffer from Webcam Awkwardness are perfectly okay with complete strangers talking to them over webcam, but do not like friends awkwardly staring at them on the computer screen.

Lizzie would spend all day on Omegle having 10-second conversations with randomers from all around the world, but due to her severe case of Webcam Awkwardness, she could not bring herself to have a conversation over webcam with Patrick.

by arabella123 November 6, 2012

Awkward Arm

The arm that goes on the bottom,under you body, when spooning. It always seems to get in the way and you don't know what to do with it and then it cramps up.

Last night I was spooning with Lorenzo and his awkward arm was poking me in the back, so I made him put it above my head.

by Catrentonia December 12, 2008

Sexually Awkward Turtle

a way to show that you find the situation sexually tense or awkward, in which you place both hands infront of you, palms down, one on top of the other, and stroke the lower one with the upper one while twirling your thumbs.

See awkward turtle.

Tim: Did you hear about Brenda?
Jim: Yeah, She said she couldnt cook for shit, and then her crush asked her if she sucked!
Tim: yeah dude, that is seriously awkward turtle
Jim:Sexually awkward turtle! *does the turtle sign*

by daisy jesse June 18, 2007

awkward

when sketch meets prude...

that just equals a whole shit load of awkward-ness.

Me: DUDE where the herb?!
straightedge people: uhhhh what?! you smoke?! thats BAD FOR YOU.
Me: Oh shit... *AWKWARD*

by smokethattumbleweed November 3, 2006

Awkward Turtle

A word used to discribe the gesture made by your hands after a line or series of lines have been spoken that have now resulted in an uncomfortable silence. The person executing the "Awkward Turtle" is basically, jerking there hands around in rougly the shape of a turtle, unable to speak. And silence ensues

The evening was going smoothly until Merc had to go and tell us his dad used to lock him in a closet when he was bad. Silence ensued. Darrow began to make the "Awkward Turtle" with his hands, and the rest of us stared anywhere but at Merc.

by adelews July 25, 2007

Awkward Turtle

Well known saying for when you make an idiot of yourself. Sadly the hand gesture you make for this Awkward Turtle, is actually the american sign language sign for 'platypus'

"That's not a awkward turtle you moron, that's a platypus"
"shit."

by SUPER DUPER WRONG January 26, 2010